Is this why Parents drink?!
Question: Is this why Parents drink!?
Why Parents Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but
had not phoned in sick one day!. Needing to have an urgent problem with
one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper!. 'Hello!?'
'Is your daddy home!?' he asked!.
'Yes,' whispered the small voice!.
May I talk with him!?'
The child whispered, 'No!.'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your
Mummy there!?' 'Yes'
'May I talk with her!?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, 'Is anybody else there!?'
'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman!.'
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, 'May I speak with the policeman!?'
'No, he's busy,' whispered the child!.
'Busy doing what!?'
'Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman,' came the whispered
answer!.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background
through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that
noise!?'
'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice!.
'What is going on there!?' demanded the boss, now truly
apprehensive!.Again, whispering, the child answered,
'The search team just landed a helicopter'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are
they searching for!?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle!.!.!.
'ME!.'
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but
had not phoned in sick one day!. Needing to have an urgent problem with
one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper!. 'Hello!?'
'Is your daddy home!?' he asked!.
'Yes,' whispered the small voice!.
May I talk with him!?'
The child whispered, 'No!.'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your
Mummy there!?' 'Yes'
'May I talk with her!?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, 'Is anybody else there!?'
'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman!.'
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, 'May I speak with the policeman!?'
'No, he's busy,' whispered the child!.
'Busy doing what!?'
'Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman,' came the whispered
answer!.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background
through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that
noise!?'
'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice!.
'What is going on there!?' demanded the boss, now truly
apprehensive!.Again, whispering, the child answered,
'The search team just landed a helicopter'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are
they searching for!?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle!.!.!.
'ME!.'
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Answers:
One of your best ones greybeard that really was hilarious iv not laughed that much since your last joke you always seem to amaze me just bloody hilarious keep them coming so true through of children they could get you hang lol your Scottish babe fan xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just brilliant Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaahahaha, thiis is hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
magic :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmfaoooo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.!.very good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Old one, but it always tickles me!. I have two children and this story just cracks me up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, they're still searching for me!. I'm wanted in 51 states!. I'm Chuck Norris!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Cheers!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cheers!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!! truly on the floor laughing!!!
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Ha ha, not bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats so funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL i hope that will never happen to me :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
you are so funny where do you come up with these jokes
hehe =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
you are so funny where do you come up with these jokes
hehe =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
seen it b4 but still makes me smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO nice one =D
* 4 uWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I love it!! Hee hee hee!.!.!.:-0)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A wonderful gag!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and A * 4 UWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!! Too cute!! Thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol made me giggle
THANKYOU U JUST PUT ME UP TO LEVEL 3!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
THANKYOU U JUST PUT ME UP TO LEVEL 3!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good but i liked the cow one best, that one is worth a star *!.Www@Enter-QA@Com