I once heard this joke; it was the best joke I ever heard. It involves a brown b!


Question: I once heard this joke; it was the best joke I ever heard!. It involves a brown bear from boise, can anyone !.!.!.!?
help!?!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
A bear goes into a bar in Boise, sits up at the bar and asks the bartender for a beer!.
The bartender looks up
and says "I'm sorry but we don't serve beers to bears in bars in Boise!." At this the
bear gets very upset, and
says "If you don't give me a beer I'm going to get really mad!" The bartender not
wanting any trouble says
"I'm really sorry and I don't want you to get mad but, we don't serve beers to bears in
bars in Boise!."

Now at this point the bear is getting really mad! So he looks around and sees a
couple quietly having dinner!.
He gets up and knocks the table over, the couple scream and run out!. Now the bear
asks the bartender,
"How did you like that!? Do I get my beer now!?" The bartender says "I didn't like that
at all! But!.!.we don't
serve beers to bears in bars in Boise!" The bear is getting visibly upset, "Look, if you
don't give me that beer
I'm going to hurt someone!" Now the crowd is getting nervous, the bartender again
tries to calm the now
very, very upset bear down, "I'd really rather you not hurt anyone, but I still can't give
you that beer
because!.!.!.we don't serve beers to bears in bars in Boise!"

Well at his point the bear jumps up and grabs the guy sitting next to him and tears
into him, ripping him to
pieces!. Everyone is horrified and the poor guy crawls out the door!. The bear feeling
sure he'll get his beer
now says "So, how did you like that!? How about my beer!?" The bartender holds his
ground and says "That
was terrible!! I really wish you wouldn't have done that but!.!.!.we do not serve beers to
bears in bars in Boise!"
So now the bear gets furious, "If you don't give me that beer I'm going to KILL
someone!" Of course the
bartender doesn't doubt it but tells him "Please don't kill anyone! But!.!.!.!.we don't serve
beers to bears in bars
in Boise!"

Well as you can imagine the bear is crazy by now and looks to the end of the bar and
see's this sleazy,nasty
woman with fishnet stockings, sucking on a cigarette, guzzling down drinks!. So he
gets up and goes down to
her rips her off the stool, tears her in half,rips out her guts, blood goes everywhere as
he eats her up! He then
turns to the bartender with blood dripping from his mouth, "SO!.!. NOW DO I GET
THAT BEER!?" The
bartender is sickened by what he see's, "That was awful!! I sure wish you wouldn't
have done that because
we also don't serve beers to people that do drugs!" Well the bear can't believe it, "I
don't do drugs!"
The bartender replies "Oh yes you do !.!.!.what about that barbitchyouate!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Obviously someone's posted the joke but I really don't get it, any chance you can explain when you choose best answer please!?! :o) xWww@Enter-QA@Com

I have no idea what you are on about sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com

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