Will please make me laugh with a big joke?!
Question: Will please make me laugh with a big joke!?
it can be any joke!. it can be short or long!. it can't be too short!. not funny!. you'll not get picked for a best answer!. it have to be little long[which is short but not shorter] and it has to be a great joke!. the funniest joke ever heard will get 10 points!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her
vaginal labia reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy!.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed!.
Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 red roses carefully placed beside her on the bed!. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor!.
"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him:
"I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself!."
"The second rose is from my nurse!.
She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago!."
"And what about the third rose!?” she asked!.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit!. He wanted to
thank you for his new ears"!.
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vaginal labia reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy!.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed!.
Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 red roses carefully placed beside her on the bed!. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor!.
"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him:
"I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself!."
"The second rose is from my nurse!.
She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago!."
"And what about the third rose!?” she asked!.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit!. He wanted to
thank you for his new ears"!.
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar!. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while!?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them!. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table!.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes!. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you!. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations!."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "200 DOLLARS!? YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them!. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table!.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes!. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you!. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations!."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "200 DOLLARS!? YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blonde And The Horrible Accident
A blonde had totaled her car in a horrible accident!. It was a miracle to watch as she pulled herself from the wreckage without any bruises or injuries!. Bystanders were shocked when she proceeded to walk away with no shock on her face and began to apply fresh lipstick to her lips!. The state trooper chose this moment to drive up and question the girl!.
“My word!” the trooper gasped!. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant!. Are you OK ma’am!?”
“Yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blonde stated!.
“Well, how in the world did this happen!?” asked the officer as he looked over the wrecked car!.
“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began!. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me!. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was …!.”
“Uh, ma’am”, the officer said, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles!. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde had totaled her car in a horrible accident!. It was a miracle to watch as she pulled herself from the wreckage without any bruises or injuries!. Bystanders were shocked when she proceeded to walk away with no shock on her face and began to apply fresh lipstick to her lips!. The state trooper chose this moment to drive up and question the girl!.
“My word!” the trooper gasped!. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant!. Are you OK ma’am!?”
“Yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blonde stated!.
“Well, how in the world did this happen!?” asked the officer as he looked over the wrecked car!.
“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began!. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me!. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was …!.”
“Uh, ma’am”, the officer said, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles!. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun!.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead!. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head!.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself!. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up!.!.!.you're next!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead!. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head!.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself!. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up!.!.!.you're next!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A dumb blonde decided to be a painter!. She went to to her rich neighbour;'s house and asked him if he need anything to be painted!. The rich man said his porch needed painting and he would give the blonde ￡100 to do!. 2 hours later, the blonde says that she is finished and the man hands over the money!. As she was leaving, she says to the man, you haven't got a porch, it's a lamborghiniWww@Enter-QA@Com
A man walks into his high-rise apartment and says to his wife, "I just heard Ted Brown from the 3rd floor telling a friend he'd slept with every woman in this building except one! Can you believe that!?"
His wife gets a thoughtful look for a moment and then replies, "Hmmm, must be that stuck-up Doris Johnson from 6B!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
His wife gets a thoughtful look for a moment and then replies, "Hmmm, must be that stuck-up Doris Johnson from 6B!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
When cook landed on botany bay, he had conversed with an old aboriginal guy for some time!. A few moments later a kangaroo hopped past, Cook asked the old aboriginal what's that!?
The aboriginal replied,!.!.!.kangaroo!
Years later when they got to understand the aboriginal language, they discovered kangaroo in English meant!.!.!. i dont know!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
The aboriginal replied,!.!.!.kangaroo!
Years later when they got to understand the aboriginal language, they discovered kangaroo in English meant!.!.!. i dont know!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde and a burnette jump of a building which one hits the ground first!?
The burnete, the blonde has to stop and ask for directionsWww@Enter-QA@Com
The burnete, the blonde has to stop and ask for directionsWww@Enter-QA@Com
a classic: Could i ask you a big favour please!? I know everyone's been asking but please please could i borrow your FACE for Halloween!.!.!.!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why has an elephant got 4 feet !?
cos it would look silly with 6inch!.
Or
What is the biggest drawback in the jungle!.!?
An elephants foreskin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cos it would look silly with 6inch!.
Or
What is the biggest drawback in the jungle!.!?
An elephants foreskin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says!.!.!.'to be continued'!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when she step on the Weight Scales it says!.!.!.'to be continued'!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
MY STATE FAIR VIDEO TAKES ABOUT A MINUTE BEFORE THE PUNCHLINES HIT BUT GIVE IT A TRY AND LEAVE A COMMENT IF IT WORKS http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=Ak9cjYHGd!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha those were funny
Yo mama so stupid she rented a tape on how to fix the VCRWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so stupid she rented a tape on how to fix the VCRWww@Enter-QA@Com