Joke> Did you know you can have bad things happen with a zipper?!
Question: Joke> Did you know you can have bad things happen with a zipper!?
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus!.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg!. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't!.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step!.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg!. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step!.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus!.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!.
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Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg!. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't!.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step!.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg!. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step!.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus!.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!.
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OMG!!! This is hilariously funny!!!!! Hahahahah!.!.!. Damn I cannot stop laughing!! HAhahahahahah!.!.!.!.
Phew!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Good one!!!
Thanks for the laugh, I really need it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Phew!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Good one!!!
Thanks for the laugh, I really need it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A cool one, kitty!.
Sometimes, unzipping takes a lot of effort particularly when it is the front one of a male trouser!.
Heard difft!. versions but this one is super, well-timed with a perfect punch line!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sometimes, unzipping takes a lot of effort particularly when it is the front one of a male trouser!.
Heard difft!. versions but this one is super, well-timed with a perfect punch line!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oops! Ha ha! Did she have her hands going in the wrong direction!? LOL
Kitty, are you horny tonight!? he he!. Don't take that wrong, I am a straight woman but I guess the Texan guy was too straight for awhile!! He he heWww@Enter-QA@Com
Kitty, are you horny tonight!? he he!. Don't take that wrong, I am a straight woman but I guess the Texan guy was too straight for awhile!! He he heWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is funny!
I am a seamstress, me and zippers go at it sometimes! I guess between the seam and the zipper, there is a lot of stress!
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I am a seamstress, me and zippers go at it sometimes! I guess between the seam and the zipper, there is a lot of stress!
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Funny Funny Funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can see that one coming a mile away!. Jokes are funnier when the punchline takes you by surprise!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!. that put tears to my eyes!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny kittyWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahhaa nice!.
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hahaha good one (:Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that was HILARIOUS! thanks a lot :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now by golly that was funny !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny :) thanks for the laugh
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Texans are that way, you know!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's one way to make friends!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe thanks kitty!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL!.
it made me smile inside :)
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it made me smile inside :)
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Ha ha ha ha !. Thats a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com