Joke> Did you know you can have bad things happen with a zipper?!


Question: Joke> Did you know you can have bad things happen with a zipper!?
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus!.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg!. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't!.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step!.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg!. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step!.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus!.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!.

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OMG!!! This is hilariously funny!!!!! Hahahahah!.!.!. Damn I cannot stop laughing!! HAhahahahahah!.!.!.!.

Phew!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Good one!!!

Thanks for the laugh, I really need it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A cool one, kitty!.

Sometimes, unzipping takes a lot of effort particularly when it is the front one of a male trouser!.

Heard difft!. versions but this one is super, well-timed with a perfect punch line!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Oops! Ha ha! Did she have her hands going in the wrong direction!? LOL
Kitty, are you horny tonight!? he he!. Don't take that wrong, I am a straight woman but I guess the Texan guy was too straight for awhile!! He he heWww@Enter-QA@Com

This is funny!
I am a seamstress, me and zippers go at it sometimes! I guess between the seam and the zipper, there is a lot of stress!
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Funny Funny Funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You can see that one coming a mile away!. Jokes are funnier when the punchline takes you by surprise!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!. that put tears to my eyes!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

very funny kittyWww@Enter-QA@Com

funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahhaa nice!.
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hahaha good one (:Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha that was HILARIOUS! thanks a lot :]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Now by golly that was funny !Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny :) thanks for the laugh

<3Www@Enter-QA@Com

Texans are that way, you know!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's one way to make friends!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com

hehe thanks kitty!Www@Enter-QA@Com

it was GREATWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!.
it made me smile inside :)
thanks <3Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha ha !. Thats a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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