Whats your favorite fact about chuck norris ?!


Question: Whats your favorite fact about chuck norris !?
i like : if you have five dollar and chuck norris have five dollars , chuck norris have more money than you looooolWww@Enter-QA@Com


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Hhahaha YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY!!!! my favorite was this Like I literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD ahhahahaha its goes

God can walk in water but Chuck Norris can swim in land ahahahhaha Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris doesnt read books he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants!.

Chuck Norris played russian rullet with a fully loaded gun and won!.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is!.

Chuck Norris can run around the whole world one time and punch himself in the back of the head!.

If you work in the same office as Chuck Norris don't ask him for his three hole punch!.

Chuck Norris got into a fight with the knife and the knife lost!.

these are just some of them!.!.!.lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky!.!.!.!.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer!. Chuck Norris is always in control!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris invented every color in the spectrum of visible light!.

Except pink!. Tom Cruise invented pink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris invented the giraffe when he gave a horse a uppercut!

Try typing where is chuck norris into google and hit the i'm feeling lucky button its pretty cool!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

chuck norris can slam a revolving door!.
chuck norris counted to infinity!. twice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet!. The water gets Chuck Norris!.
Yours is funny too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

On the first day God said "let there be light"

Chuck Norris said "say please"Www@Enter-QA@Com

When Chuck Norris does press ups he doesn't push himself up,he pushes the earth down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The fact that I'm not quite sure who he is!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"under his beard is not a chin, but another fist"!Www@Enter-QA@Com

humanWww@Enter-QA@Com

That he's ginger!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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