I'm in the mood for a good joke--can you make me laugh?!


Question: I'm in the mood for a good joke--can you make me laugh!?
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what do you call a suitcase with a head!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. head caseWww@Enter-QA@Com


Two students are away on a skiing trip for the weekend!.
They have a big exam on monday, so they plan to study throughout the weekend!.
Of course, they are having way too much fun to do any real studying!.
Come monday morning, they realize there’s no way they will pass the exam,
so they decide to call their professor with an excuse!. They tell him they are on their way back from the weekend,
but their tire has blown out and they won’t be able to be back in time for the exam!.
The professor is very understanding and says they can resit the exam on friday!.
Gratefully they accept and go home to study all week!.
On friday the two students arrive at the professors office, all ready to take their test!.
The professor puts each student in a different room and gives them the exam paper!.
As the students turn it over to tart, they see there is only one question:
“Which tire!?”Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hi, hope you are able to find laughter in this joke!

Joining the Olympics is something to be proud of!. Of course, if you get to win, it'll be better!. However, whether how "good" it will be depends on what you got!. Here are the common possible reactions:

If you get a: Gold: Oh yeah! I won! I'm SO happy!
Bronze: Well, that's not bad, at least I won something!
Sliver: AWW MAN, I'm so close to winning!

Ha ha! How's that!? I admit myself it's pretty true in real lifeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Blonde And The Horrible Accident

A blonde had totaled her car in a horrible accident!. It was a miracle to watch as she pulled herself from the wreckage without any bruises or injuries!. Bystanders were shocked when she proceeded to walk away with no shock on her face and began to apply fresh lipstick to her lips!. The state trooper chose this moment to drive up and question the girl!.

“My word!” the trooper gasped!. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant!. Are you OK ma’am!?”

“Yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blonde stated!.

“Well, how in the world did this happen!?” asked the officer as he looked over the wrecked car!.

“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began!. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me!. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was …!.”

“Uh, ma’am”, the officer said, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles!. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com

A cat died and went to Heaven!. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, "You have been a good cat for these 40 years!. Anything that you want is yours for the asking!." The cat thought for a minute and replied, "All my life I have lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors!. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on!." God said, "Say no more!." Instantly the cat had a huge, fluffy pillow!. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident, and they all went to heaven together!. God met them at the gates of Heaven with the same offer He made to the cat!. The mice said, "Well, all our lives we've had to run from dogs, cats and even people with brooms!. If we could just have some little roller skates, we'd never have to run again!." God said, "It is done!" All the mice had beautiful little roller skates!. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat!. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow!. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay!? How you been doing!? Are you happy!?" The cat replied, "Oh, I've never been so happy in my life! My pillow is so fluffy, and those little meals-on-wheels you've been sending over here are delicious!

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport!. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking!. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles!. The weather head is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight!. Now sit back and relax!.!.!.
OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier!. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap!. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing!. You should see the back of mine!" ========================================!.!.!.
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Little Johnny!?
Little johnny's neighbors had a new baby boy who was born without ears!.

After arriving home from the hospital Little Johnny's father thought they should stop in and see the child!.

Before going over Lil Johnny's father thought it best to warn Lil Johnny about the childs defect!.

Dad- Little Johnny before we go over I need to tell you something

Johnny - What dad

Dad - The child doesn't have ears so please do not mention it or I will beat your butt

Johnny - Ok dad I swear I want mention his ears


After arriving and inspecting the baby Johnny speaks up

Johnny - Mister that sure is a cute baby you have

Mister - Well thank you Johnny

Johnny - Cute little fingers, cute little toes hey how are his eyes!?

Mister - The doctor said is eyes are just fine

Johnny - Damn good thing cause he sure as hell can't wear glasses


Little Johnny: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct!. Now, class, who discovered America!?

Class: Little Johnny!



Little Johnny asked his mother, "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines!?"

"Of course not," she answered!. "Where did you hear such nonsense!?"

"Well," he said, "the other day daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said he screwed the a$$ off this secretaryWww@Enter-QA@Com

1!.A Chinese couple had their first baby!. She had currly hair, sharp nose & beautiful big eyes!. So they decided to name her: "SUM SING WONG"!.
2!. Sardarji is crying coz his mother died, after a while he cries louder, His friend asked, wat is wrong, he replies:" my sis just called & said her mother also died",Lol!.
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All these gays and lesbians move into a house,
and the next morning there's a fire,

Who Gets Out First!?!?


____The Gays!
[They had their **** packed last night]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Blonde in Paris (to taxi driver): will you go to the Eiffel tower!?

Taxi driver: sure

Blonde: here's 15 euro, get me a souvenirWww@Enter-QA@Com

If you get a bl?w job from a woman with a face transplant; does that technically count as a threesome!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

watch this!.!.!.http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=OjQeboJSc!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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