Anyone know some really funny jokes or riddles? ?!
Question: Anyone know some really funny jokes or riddles!? !?
i need some to tell my friends!. they have to be really funny!. i want riddles more!. thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Italian Girl!.!.!.!.
For several years, an American man was having an affair with an Italian woman!.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant!. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child!.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18!. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born!. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back!. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin!.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife!.
'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today!.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said!. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted!.
On the card was written:
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti!.
Three with meatballs, two without!.
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For several years, an American man was having an affair with an Italian woman!.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant!. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child!.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18!. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born!. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back!. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin!.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife!.
'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today!.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said!. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted!.
On the card was written:
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti!.
Three with meatballs, two without!.
'Send extra sauceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Two students are away on a skiing trip for the weekend!.
They have a big exam on monday, so they plan to study throughout the weekend!.
Of course, they are having way too much fun to do any real studying!.
Come monday morning, they realize there’s no way they will pass the exam,
so they decide to call their professor with an excuse!. They tell him they are on their way back from the weekend,
but their tire has blown out and they won’t be able to be back in time for the exam!.
The professor is very understanding and says they can resit the exam on friday!.
Gratefully they accept and go home to study all week!.
On friday the two students arrive at the professors office, all ready to take their test!.
The professor puts each student in a different room and gives them the exam paper!.
As the students turn it over to tart, they see there is only one question:
“Which tire!?”Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok, so this guy and grl get married and it's their wedding night and neither of them know how to do it, right !.!.!.so the guy calls his dad and asks him wht to do, and the grl asks her mom, yeah!.!.so the guy's dad says , '' go and kiss her '', the grl's mom says pretty much the same thing !.then the gguy's dad is like!.!.!.''put ur the hardest part of ur body where she pisses from ''!.!.!.!.then the grl's mom asks her wht the guy is doing !. and the grls says , '' he's putting his head in the toilet !''
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A man is interviewing for a job at his local cafe!. The first girl who comes in is Elaina she has blonde hair, is about 5'6, her bday is April 7, 1985, she lives on Oak St!. and her parents are Tod and Jen Christopher!. The second girl who comes in is Elle she has blonde hair, is about 5'8, her bday is April 7, 1985, she lives on Oak St!. and her parents are Tod and Jen Christopher!.
The man calls both girls back in and ask if they are twins and they say no sir!.
What are they!?
TRIPLETS!
Please answer my question---
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The man calls both girls back in and ask if they are twins and they say no sir!.
What are they!?
TRIPLETS!
Please answer my question---
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
okay this is kinda gross if you get it:
this guy and his girlfriend travelled to China!. Then they started having se* on the table cuz they were like weird!. Then this chinese guy comes up and says something in chinese!. he had no clue what it meant!. The next day he was golfing and the guy came back and said the exact same thing to him!. He asked him what it meant in english!. "Wrong Hole" HA ha LOL GrossWww@Enter-QA@Com
this guy and his girlfriend travelled to China!. Then they started having se* on the table cuz they were like weird!. Then this chinese guy comes up and says something in chinese!. he had no clue what it meant!. The next day he was golfing and the guy came back and said the exact same thing to him!. He asked him what it meant in english!. "Wrong Hole" HA ha LOL GrossWww@Enter-QA@Com
little johnny asks his dad is god a man or a women he says both then he asks is god black or white n again he says both, then he asks oh is god michael jackson!?
what do u call a bee that gives milk!? a boo beeWww@Enter-QA@Com
what do u call a bee that gives milk!? a boo beeWww@Enter-QA@Com