Alright alright, not really a joke, but a skit, what do y'all honestly think!
Question: Alright alright, not really a joke, but a skit, what do y'all honestly think of it!?
Why are all the people here in Hickabilly so worried about getting a black man for president!?--I really do live in Hickabilly USA!.
I'm from a little place in the deep south called Hickabilly!. Now a lot of people make fun of us because we date our relatives, but, it's kinder a small town and we're all related!. But, we take pride in who we are!. It's a quiet little town!. The N word here is used liberally, and the women know better than to argue with their men!. Down here in Hickabilly, I think are alot of women who are sick of being suppressed by men and who are sick and tired of listening to the way they speak!. They don't know need for fancy schoolin like colleges down here in Hickabilly!. Or at least they didn't until the local factory closed down in our town and all the towns around us when the Bush administration gave all them fancy tax cuts to them big corporations!. The men say they aren't to worried about that though, they say they're gonna vote for McCain anyhow!. They McCain's gonna take care of, us, he's gonner build us a nice big nuclear waste plant, he assures us it's perfectly safe!. All them peple out thur concerned about the nagitive affects of nuclear waste are bein paranoid, I'll tell ya what, here in Hickbilly we ain't all concerned about polutants and things of that nature, we ain'd all fancy and stuff, ar drinkin water and ar sewage wast treatment center operate fromt he same lake!. Boy I'll tell ya what, if one of gals down here admited we were voting for Barack Obama, we'd be the talk of the town!. It would truly be an OMG moment!. But, I have a sneekin feelin some of us are gonna, I know I am, and my neighbor Bernise, for some one that don't like the man, she sure does watch hm talk on that their fancy television of hers that her husband bought!. It's colored one, can you believe that!? There aren't a woman here in Hickabilly county that got pregnant before she got married!. Now ole Burnadette down the road, her pregancy only lasted one month, and she gave birth to a 12lb bouncing baby boy, ain't that somethin!? But we never did have no use for that sex u al education!. No Sir, Me and Bunadette, we got married to our husbands when we were 12!. Happily married too I married my uncle Harry!. My husband and I been together 20 years now, I'm 32, and he's 50, I'll tell ya, I don't see what those thur city folks get thur panites all withered up about!. Ain't no one gonna take care of ya like yur family!. Yes sir reee, we believe in keepin it in the family down here!. Can I get a shout out from any native hickabillians!
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I'm from a little place in the deep south called Hickabilly!. Now a lot of people make fun of us because we date our relatives, but, it's kinder a small town and we're all related!. But, we take pride in who we are!. It's a quiet little town!. The N word here is used liberally, and the women know better than to argue with their men!. Down here in Hickabilly, I think are alot of women who are sick of being suppressed by men and who are sick and tired of listening to the way they speak!. They don't know need for fancy schoolin like colleges down here in Hickabilly!. Or at least they didn't until the local factory closed down in our town and all the towns around us when the Bush administration gave all them fancy tax cuts to them big corporations!. The men say they aren't to worried about that though, they say they're gonna vote for McCain anyhow!. They McCain's gonna take care of, us, he's gonner build us a nice big nuclear waste plant, he assures us it's perfectly safe!. All them peple out thur concerned about the nagitive affects of nuclear waste are bein paranoid, I'll tell ya what, here in Hickbilly we ain't all concerned about polutants and things of that nature, we ain'd all fancy and stuff, ar drinkin water and ar sewage wast treatment center operate fromt he same lake!. Boy I'll tell ya what, if one of gals down here admited we were voting for Barack Obama, we'd be the talk of the town!. It would truly be an OMG moment!. But, I have a sneekin feelin some of us are gonna, I know I am, and my neighbor Bernise, for some one that don't like the man, she sure does watch hm talk on that their fancy television of hers that her husband bought!. It's colored one, can you believe that!? There aren't a woman here in Hickabilly county that got pregnant before she got married!. Now ole Burnadette down the road, her pregancy only lasted one month, and she gave birth to a 12lb bouncing baby boy, ain't that somethin!? But we never did have no use for that sex u al education!. No Sir, Me and Bunadette, we got married to our husbands when we were 12!. Happily married too I married my uncle Harry!. My husband and I been together 20 years now, I'm 32, and he's 50, I'll tell ya, I don't see what those thur city folks get thur panites all withered up about!. Ain't no one gonna take care of ya like yur family!. Yes sir reee, we believe in keepin it in the family down here!. Can I get a shout out from any native hickabillians!
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