Seamus and his favourite cow Bessie...I hope you like it?!


Question: Seamus and his favourite cow Bessie!.!.!.I hope you like it!?
*A farmer named Seamus had a car accident!.
> >
> > In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was
> > questioning Seamus!.
> >
> > 'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
> fine!?'
> > asked the solicitor!.
> >
> > Seamus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened!. I had just
> > loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the!.!.!.'
> >
> > 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted!. 'Just
> >
> > Answer the question!. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,
> > 'I'm fine!'!?'
> >
> > Seamus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
> driving
> > down the road!.!.!.!.'
> >
> >
> > The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying
> to
> > establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man
> told the
> > police on the scene that he was fine!. Now several weeks after
> > the accident, he is trying to sue my client!. I believe he is a
> fraud!.
> >
> > Please tell him to simply answer the question!.'
> >
> > By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and
> > said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about
> his
> > favourite cow, Bessie'!.
> >
> >
> > Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded!. 'Well as I was saying, I
> had just
> > loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving
> her down
> > the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign
> and hit
> > my trailer right in the side!. I was thrown into one ditch and
> Bessie was
> > thrown into the other!. I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want
> to move!.
> >
> > However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning!. I knew she
> > was in terrible shape just by her groans!. Shortly after the
> accident, a
> > policeman on a motorbike turned up!. He could hear Bessie moaning and
> > groaning so he went over to her!. After he looked at her, and saw her
> > condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes!.
> >
> >
> > Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked
> at me,
> > and said, 'How are you feeling!?'
> >
> > 'Now what the F*ck would you say!?'*
>
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Answers:
Pure class! Thanks for that - I needed a good laugh after the day I have had! Www@Enter-QA@Com

Excellent joke!.!.!.!.!.Lawyers eh'!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO! I'd say fine too!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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