Joke> Wouldnt this be embarrassing?!
Question: Joke> Wouldnt this be embarrassing!?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose!.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath!. 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask!. 'Are my testicles black!?'
Embarrassed and a bit surprised since the patient is caucasian, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir!. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet!.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check!. Are my testicles black!?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from concern about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers!. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other!.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing unusual about them or their color, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much!. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely!.!.!.!.!.!. A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k!?' Www@Enter-QA@Com
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath!. 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask!. 'Are my testicles black!?'
Embarrassed and a bit surprised since the patient is caucasian, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir!. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet!.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check!. Are my testicles black!?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from concern about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers!. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other!.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing unusual about them or their color, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much!. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely!.!.!.!.!.!. A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k!?' Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Un-like some people on here I have a sense of humor and thought it was hilarious!. Thanks again Kitty!. Can I pass it on to my friends!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A similar situation happened to me with a men's hernia belt when I worked at a surgical supply!.
As you know men get hernias in different places than women! I learned this, to my embarrssment!
My face was beet red but the old man had a smile that stretched from ear to ear!Www@Enter-QA@Com
As you know men get hernias in different places than women! I learned this, to my embarrssment!
My face was beet red but the old man had a smile that stretched from ear to ear!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it depends, if you say it to your close friends, I dont think it is rude or embarrassing (at the end of the day, it is only a joke), but if you say it to people you dont know them much, it might be interpreted as rude!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHAT!? I cant believe that some people didnt think this was funny!. It was HILLARIOUS!!! Only if I could translate it to spanish and tell everyone but it wouldnt make sence :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh so funny Kitty! he he he!. Either the male patient can't talk or has his dentures out or the nurse needs a hearing aid!!! Oh well, at least the nurse made him smile!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Somw guys have all the luck 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Yes that would be both delightful and embarrassing!. LOL Star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
poor nurse!. that would be embarrassingWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.lol!.!.!.
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LOL yeah it kinda is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
note to self!. speak clearly in the hospital bed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one i will tell that one at worlWww@Enter-QA@Com
HA ha ha
That was pretty funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was pretty funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that's kinda cute!. and no not for me cuz i'm a guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Personally, I thought it was stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow, that wasnt funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com