Anybody have a funny story?!
Question: Anybody have a funny story!?
The other day I was at my old high schools homecoming game with my dad and my grandmother!. My grandmother brought some peanut for my dad to eat during the game!. A little while later, when the crowd was quite, my grandmother said to my dad," Marty, where are your nuts!?" It was so funny because you could hear all of the people around us trying not to laugh!. She also has a deep souther drawl!. It took her a while to get why people were snickering!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I used to work with the WI lottery, and one of our tedious jobs was to scratch off the instant tickets for testing purposes!. Well, using a coin just took too long, so we'd improvise!. One afternoon, we get a box of tickets to scratch, and I get an ice scraper and a cassette tape box out of my car to make our scratching go faster!. One of the gals I work with grabbed the cassette box and I was using the ice scraper!. Well, she was not going as fast as I was, and I taunted her about that, so in front of management and everyone she says "Of course I'm not as fast as you!. You're using your big long thing and I'm using my little box!." She turned 18 shades of red and ran out of the office, and we all were crying from laughter!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it when the mature generation does something cute like this!. My great grandma was hard of hearing and everyone was at church!. She turned to whisper to the family member next to her but because of her hearing she didn't know how to whisper and right when everyone got quiet she said out loud, "You need Scope!" suggesting that someone had bad breath!. It's now a family joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when my school had a field trip to mental center for 3 Saturdays
we gave the patients juice for snacks
and every time we gave them the juice one of the patients always looks drunk and lies of the ground smiling and walks like a real drunk
it was really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
we gave the patients juice for snacks
and every time we gave them the juice one of the patients always looks drunk and lies of the ground smiling and walks like a real drunk
it was really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I watched a drunk homeless guy wave a bus down while it was flying by!. The bus screeched to a stop and the homeless guy made a roaring noise and flipped the bus off!. He was very drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com