Blonde Joke- Star if funny!?!
Question: Blonde Joke- Star if funny!!?
A business man boards a plane and finds that his seat is right next to that of a blonde!. He decides to have a little fun and make some cash in the process, so he sits down and starts talking to her!. "Would you like to play a game!? Every time I ask you a question and you don't know the answer, you give me $5!. Every time you ask me one I can't answer, I'll give you $100 dollars!."
The blonde agrees, and the business man asks the first question!. "What is the average atomic mass of the three most abundant carbon isotopes!?" The blonde purses her lips, but has no idea what the answer is!. She hands him five dollars!. "You're turn," he announces with a grin!.
"Okay!. What is red and yellow and goes up a hill with three legs and goes down with four!?" the blonde asks him!. The man sits, deep in thought for ten minutes!. He gets out his cell phone and calls many of his colleagues!. Unable to find the answer, he opens up his laptop and searches the internet for nearly an hour!. Finally, he turns to the blonde and says, "I give up!." He hands her $100!. She smiles!.
"My turn," says the business man!. "What is it that is red and yellow, and goes up a hill with three legs and down with four!?"
The blonde smiles and hands him five dollars!.
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I love this one, one of the best blonde jokes ever! Star if you agree! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
The blonde agrees, and the business man asks the first question!. "What is the average atomic mass of the three most abundant carbon isotopes!?" The blonde purses her lips, but has no idea what the answer is!. She hands him five dollars!. "You're turn," he announces with a grin!.
"Okay!. What is red and yellow and goes up a hill with three legs and goes down with four!?" the blonde asks him!. The man sits, deep in thought for ten minutes!. He gets out his cell phone and calls many of his colleagues!. Unable to find the answer, he opens up his laptop and searches the internet for nearly an hour!. Finally, he turns to the blonde and says, "I give up!." He hands her $100!. She smiles!.
"My turn," says the business man!. "What is it that is red and yellow, and goes up a hill with three legs and down with four!?"
The blonde smiles and hands him five dollars!.
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I love this one, one of the best blonde jokes ever! Star if you agree! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I agree! I printed this out and showed everyone at work - and they loved it! By far the BEST blonde joke ever !.!.!. and it doesn't even discriminate against the blondes! Nicely done!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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tehehayWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
so-soWww@Enter-QA@Com
teheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
its not funny because blondes shouldnt winWww@Enter-QA@Com
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really funny lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
***** lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! finally the blonde wins :-)
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haha the blonde is smart in this one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is hardly even a joke!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
heeey!.!.!.a blonde joke with a twist!!! I like it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's funny!.!.!.but I've already heard it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol so funny oh ya
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i don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA HA! I love it!. take a star I am telling that one to my friends!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That has to be one of the dumbest jokes I've ever readWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol !.!. i dont get it -!.-Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think i've heard this before!.!.!. either way it wasn't laugh worthy, maybe smirk-worthy but not laugh worthy!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm sorry!.!.!., i don't feel like reading it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha that was really funny!.!. even though I am blonde I still find these jokes mildly entertaining!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Total shite lindsay, you shold be ashamed of yourselfWww@Enter-QA@Com
I didnt think it was that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha, I heard that one before!. It's pretty funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG HAHAH!!!!!!! i love that!
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lmao haha im guna try that one dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg that **** is hilarious!!! *Www@Enter-QA@Com