What is the funniest thing you have ever heard anyone say?!


Question: What is the funniest thing you have ever heard anyone say!?
just out of the blue!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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I was on vacation in New York, and we saw this young couple fighting!.

Woman: I don't think I can handle this anymore!
Man: *dramatically* BABY I CAN CHANGE!

I almost laughed!. It's right out of a cliche movie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well, I've heard many funny sayings, but this one is the only one I can think of at this moment!.

I was at a fair, and there was a lady in line next to me!. She was talking to her friend, and out of the blue i just heard:
" I'm giving away homemade kids, would you like some of my kids!?"

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My great grandmother, who I called Grandma, was 97, and my Grannie (her daughter) went to see her in her home, along with my uncle who had a camera and filmed the whole incident!.

My Grannie and Uncle had taken her some roses sweets!. Bear in mind this lady is 97, ok!? They were looking through them and my Grannie picked one out and said, "Here's a nice soft one for you, Mum!."
Grandma said, "Oh, no, soft ones are for old people!"

Haha that had us laughing for a while! xxWww@Enter-QA@Com

I was outside a club and some girls who looked like Barbie dolls strutted past!. A group of lads next to us nudged each other and were like "Cor! See those fit girls over there, mate!!?"

One said "Nah they're fit, but they don't have a clue do they!? Trust me - those types of girls lie there like a sack of spuds and let you do all the work in bed mate!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm the best thing you've ever met!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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