Is it true that Captain Hook died of jock itch?!
Question: Is it true that Captain Hook died of jock itch!?
Answers:
Funny!.
Here's one for you:
A pirate walks into a bar!. The bartender says, "What happened to you!? You look terrible!."
The pirate says, "What do ye mean!? I feel great!"
"You have a wooden leg!."
"Aye!. Someone shot a cannon and it took me leg clean off!. But I got a wooden leg, and I feel great!."
"You have a hook for a hand!."
"Aye!. I was in a sword fight, and the fella chopped me hand clean off!. But I got a hook, and I feel great!."
"You have a patch over your eye!."
"Aye!. A bird was flying above me, and when I looked up, he pooped right in me eye!."
"That's ridiculous!. You can't loose your eye from a bird pooping on it!."
"Aye!. But it was the first day with me hook!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's one for you:
A pirate walks into a bar!. The bartender says, "What happened to you!? You look terrible!."
The pirate says, "What do ye mean!? I feel great!"
"You have a wooden leg!."
"Aye!. Someone shot a cannon and it took me leg clean off!. But I got a wooden leg, and I feel great!."
"You have a hook for a hand!."
"Aye!. I was in a sword fight, and the fella chopped me hand clean off!. But I got a hook, and I feel great!."
"You have a patch over your eye!."
"Aye!. A bird was flying above me, and when I looked up, he pooped right in me eye!."
"That's ridiculous!. You can't loose your eye from a bird pooping on it!."
"Aye!. But it was the first day with me hook!."Www@Enter-QA@Com