Little Johnny has to take his sister home...do you like this joke or not? If so !
Question: Little Johnny has to take his sister home!.!.!.do you like this joke or not!? If so I've got plenty more!?
Jane, little Johnny's sister is in year 8 in school and has just started her periods!.She is not feeling too good and explains things to her form teacher!. Her teacher says " Your brother Johnny is in year 7 isn't he!? I'll get him to walk you home!."
She explains to Johnny that Jane has to go home but that he must return to school straight away!. Johnny is feeling hard done by!.
"Why are you allowed to stay at home and I'm not!?!?"
"Well, you see, Johnny, I'm ill!."
"Ill!?!? you don't look ill to me, you're telling porkies!."
"Yes, really, I'm bleeding!."
"Bleeding!?!?!.!. I can't see any blood!.!.where are you bleeding!?"
Jane offers to show him if he shuts up and doesn't tell anyone!.
They go into a field and she shows him!.
"BLOODY HELL!.!.!.no wonder you're bleeding!.!.!.someone's cut your c0ck off!"
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She explains to Johnny that Jane has to go home but that he must return to school straight away!. Johnny is feeling hard done by!.
"Why are you allowed to stay at home and I'm not!?!?"
"Well, you see, Johnny, I'm ill!."
"Ill!?!? you don't look ill to me, you're telling porkies!."
"Yes, really, I'm bleeding!."
"Bleeding!?!?!.!. I can't see any blood!.!.where are you bleeding!?"
Jane offers to show him if he shuts up and doesn't tell anyone!.
They go into a field and she shows him!.
"BLOODY HELL!.!.!.no wonder you're bleeding!.!.!.someone's cut your c0ck off!"
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Answers:
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Haha, Thats Funny :P
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HAHAHA I liked itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha, that's a very innocent joke!. I like it!. Shows how innocent boys are!. Good One Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a sense of humour as it made me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It made me laugh!.
I will have to tell it to Alfred and Robin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I will have to tell it to Alfred and Robin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny lol :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO
she had a cockWww@Enter-QA@Com
she had a cockWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny but only 8 out of tenWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is really funny but really messed up!. good joke i am still laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny :P
I like it :D it made me laugh Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it :D it made me laugh Www@Enter-QA@Com
like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not a good joke AT ALL!.!.!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com