One last joke from Rolyn today...a bus full of nuns crash and they all get kille!
Question: One last joke from Rolyn today!.!.!.a bus full of nuns crash and they all get killed,they are queuing !.!.!.!?
!.!.at the pearly gates hoping to be allowed in!.
As they are nuns the entrance procedure is stricter!.St Peter is interviewing them all in turn!.
The question he asks each one is!.!.
"Have you ever touched a penis!?"
Sister Catherine answers!.!.!."I did touch one once with a finger but didn't like it so I took it away!."
St Peter!.!.!."Wash your finger in this font of Holy water and give 3 Hail Marys!."
Sister Anne answers!.!.!."I did give my boyfriend a hand-job once!.!.!.a long time ago!."
St Peter!.!.!."Wash your hands in the font of Holy Water and give 6 Hail Marys!."
With that there was a great commotion as Sister Bernadette pushes her way forcefully to the front!.!.
St Peter asks "Whoa, what's the rush!?!?!.!.!.you'll all get a chance to get in!.!."
Sister Bernadette answers!.!.!."I've got to gargle with that stuff before Sister Mary puts her backside in it!."
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As they are nuns the entrance procedure is stricter!.St Peter is interviewing them all in turn!.
The question he asks each one is!.!.
"Have you ever touched a penis!?"
Sister Catherine answers!.!.!."I did touch one once with a finger but didn't like it so I took it away!."
St Peter!.!.!."Wash your finger in this font of Holy water and give 3 Hail Marys!."
Sister Anne answers!.!.!."I did give my boyfriend a hand-job once!.!.!.a long time ago!."
St Peter!.!.!."Wash your hands in the font of Holy Water and give 6 Hail Marys!."
With that there was a great commotion as Sister Bernadette pushes her way forcefully to the front!.!.
St Peter asks "Whoa, what's the rush!?!?!.!.!.you'll all get a chance to get in!.!."
Sister Bernadette answers!.!.!."I've got to gargle with that stuff before Sister Mary puts her backside in it!."
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Oooooh that's a bit risque for all the religious people here, guess what I laughed my socks off - says a lot about me!. Thanks for sharing with us another nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like you have personal experience with the punch line!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, that was a good one XD
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Just kidding!. That was good!. Star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just kidding!. That was good!. Star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
How wude! But how funny!! Made me chuckle!. Have a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, lol, lol,Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA! very funny 8/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
An oldie but goodie!.!.!.star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard it before but very funny
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ooh thats funny!. just one more for todayWww@Enter-QA@Com