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Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100!. The
farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day!.


The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news,
the donkey died!."


Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back!."


The farmer said, Can't do that!. I went and spent it already!.


Chuck said, "Okay, then, just bring me the dead donkey!."


The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him!?"


Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off!."


The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"


Chuck said, "Sure I can watch me!. I just won't tell anybody he's dead!."


A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with
that dead donkey!?"


Chuck said, "I raffled him off!. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece
and made a profit of $998!."


The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain!?"


Chuck said, "Just the guy who won!. So I gave him his two dollars back!."


Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs!.
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Answers:
So this guy walks into this bar and orders a beer!. At a corner table there is a horse, crying with a huge pile of money in front of him!.
The guy leans over to the bar tender and says,"What's with the horse!?"
The bartender replies,"Anybody who can make the horse laugh can have all the money on the table!."

I can't remember the rest!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Its a good job it wasn't Chuck Norris or the farmer would have had the donkeys tail hanging out his butt!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

I think your maths are wrong too, if he paid $100 to the farmer he would only had $898 profit, so you won't be getting a job with Goldman Sachs any time soon!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh good god, and you think you have problems!.


http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=YKw9qXCrk!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

We don't call my brother Chuck anymore!. We call him Charles!.

Have some respect!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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