Do you enjoy jokes with a neat little twist at the end?!
Question: Do you enjoy jokes with a neat little twist at the end!?
A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving!.
Excuse me do I know you!?' he asks!. 'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she says!.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says 'Bloody hell are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my ****!?'
No' she replies 'I'm your son's English teacher!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excuse me do I know you!?' he asks!. 'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she says!.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says 'Bloody hell are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my ****!?'
No' she replies 'I'm your son's English teacher!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That's funny , you may like this one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
There was this Lady who LOVED the smell of burning rubber from tires on the pavement and one day she just had to go burn up the tread on her tires!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Well this day she happened upon a hitch hiker and offered him a ride :)
He blindly accepted this kind woman's offer!.!.!.!.!.
So , they are driving along when the lady guns the accelerator then smashes the brakes to a screeching halt and pokes her grey head out the window to suck up the vapors smoldering from the road and then turns to her hitch hiker passenger and proudly asks ," Can you smell it!?" Overwhelmed with embarrassment he replies " Can't help but to Lady , I am sitting in it"
So, to answer your Q Charlie , yes !Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was this Lady who LOVED the smell of burning rubber from tires on the pavement and one day she just had to go burn up the tread on her tires!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Well this day she happened upon a hitch hiker and offered him a ride :)
He blindly accepted this kind woman's offer!.!.!.!.!.
So , they are driving along when the lady guns the accelerator then smashes the brakes to a screeching halt and pokes her grey head out the window to suck up the vapors smoldering from the road and then turns to her hitch hiker passenger and proudly asks ," Can you smell it!?" Overwhelmed with embarrassment he replies " Can't help but to Lady , I am sitting in it"
So, to answer your Q Charlie , yes !Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, I don't!. I prefer straightforward, predictable jokes!. This one was okay because you prefaced it with a warning about the twist!. That's good, because otherwise the sudden shift in meaning might have been a little frightening!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha, thats hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha, very clever and funny too!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice one
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