Anyone know a good riddle?!
Question: Anyone know a good riddle!?
or joke!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down
answer:time
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking
answer:a fish
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt!.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills!.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter!.
answer:darknessWww@Enter-QA@Com
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down
answer:time
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking
answer:a fish
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt!.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills!.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter!.
answer:darknessWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
no lessons, nor prior experience!. She mounts the horse unassisted,
and the horse immediately springs into motion!. It gallops
along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to
slide from the saddle!.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get
a firm grip!. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
but she slides down the horse's side anyway The horse gallops
along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider!.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap
away from the horse and throw herself to safety!. Unfortunately, her
foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy
of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the
ground over and over!.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments
away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune!.!.!.!.!. Frank, the
Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse!.
And you thought all they did was say Hello!.
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no lessons, nor prior experience!. She mounts the horse unassisted,
and the horse immediately springs into motion!. It gallops
along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to
slide from the saddle!.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get
a firm grip!. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
but she slides down the horse's side anyway The horse gallops
along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider!.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap
away from the horse and throw herself to safety!. Unfortunately, her
foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy
of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the
ground over and over!.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments
away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune!.!.!.!.!. Frank, the
Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse!.
And you thought all they did was say Hello!.
Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man lives on the 20th floor of a building!.
Every morning he gets up and takes the elevator down to the first floor and goes to work!.
When he returns home from work, he takes the elevator only to the 10th floor and then walks the stairs the rest of the way!.
Except when it's raining!. Then he takes the elevator all the way up to the 20th floor!.
Why!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Every morning he gets up and takes the elevator down to the first floor and goes to work!.
When he returns home from work, he takes the elevator only to the 10th floor and then walks the stairs the rest of the way!.
Except when it's raining!. Then he takes the elevator all the way up to the 20th floor!.
Why!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's a riddle: Why did some jerk off directly quote riddles from "The Hobbit!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com