Share the most perverted joke you know?!


Question: Share the most perverted joke you know!?
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so a kid walks in on his parents having sex!. and the mom was bouncing on his dads penis so the kid asks y his mom is doing that and she said so she can make all the air go out of his tummy!. then the kid said theres no point because the old lady next door blows it all back up!. i dont think its that good but its sumtinWww@Enter-QA@Com

A Pen!s Study
In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's pen!s was larger than the shaft!. After one year and $180,000!.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the Man more pleasure during sex!. After Duke published the study, Stanford decided to do their own study!. After three years of research and $250,000!.00, they concluded that the reason was to give the Woman more pleasure during sex!. The University of Wisconsin, unsatisfied with these findings, spent $13!.27 (for a Playboy, Penthouse, and a case of Old Milwaukee) and concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead!.


Science Rocks
Sixth grade science teacher Mr!. Sampson asks his class: "Who can tell me
which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated!?"

Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way!.

"Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times
its usual size when stimulated!?"

Mary stands up, blushing furiously!. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question!?
I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal,
who will have you fired!"

Mr!. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted!. He asked the class
the question again and this time Sam raised his hand!. "Yes, Sam!?"

"Mr!. Sampson, Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human iris!."

"Very good, Sam!. Thank you!."

Mr!. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to
tell you:

First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework!. Second, you have a
dirty mind!. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly
disappointed!."


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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
him, "My elbow hurts like hell!. I guess I'd better see a doctor!."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies!.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal -Mart!. Just give it a
urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do
about it!.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars !. !. !. A lot cheaper than a
doctor!."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal-Mart!.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample!. He pours the sample into the slot and waits!.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow!. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity!. It will improve in two weeks!. Thank you for shopping @
Wal-Mart!."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled!.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure!.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results!. He deposits
ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results!.

The computer prints the following:

1!. Your tap water is too hard!. Get a water softener!. (Aisle 9)
2!. Your dog has ringworm!. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo!. (Aisle 7)
3!. Your daughter has a cocaine habit!. Get her into rehab!.
4!. Your wife is pregnant!. Twins!. They aren't yours!. Get a lawyer!.
5!. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

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a boy asks his mom if he could take a shower with his mom and his mom said "sure" so the boy takes a shower with his mom and he looks down and asks "what is that" !? his mom says "its mommys garage" so then the next day the boy asks his dad if he could take a shower with him and his dad says "sure" so he takes a shower with him and looks down and asks: daddy whats that!?" and his dad says "thats daddys motorcycle" so then one night the boy asks his mom and dad if he could sleep with them they said "sure" so he slept with them and look down and suddenly yelled "mommy mommy open the garage daddys motorcycle is coming in!
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umm well my neighbor mows lawns and one night he decided to mow his lawn in the evening then the next day as him and his friend were walking home and she came up to him (the lady that he moved her lawn) and said wait let me pay you for last night lol TRUE STORYWww@Enter-QA@Com

A boy goes up to his dad and asks "where did I come from!?"
The dad replies "Well your mom and I met at an internet cafe, we went straight to the backroom where I Stuck my hard drive into her plug-in but since neither of us used fire wall 9 months later we got a pop-up that said -You've got male-"Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do you get when you cross the cabbage patch doll and Pillsbury dough boy !?


a ***** with a yeast infection !

gross haha

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why!? that's really wrong, who wants more perversion in the world!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

i dont know any,,,
except that i ****** ur mom last night!!! :)
no, no!.!. jk!. its a jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com



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