What are some hilarious funniest, sense of humour jokes?!


Question: What are some hilarious funniest, sense of humour jokes!?
i need short or long jokes!. you can do it, long,medium,short!. pick one and write the joke!. write your real full name first then your nickname then a funny joke for 9-20 years old!. I'm 9 so!.!.!.what!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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the worlds longest joke in the world; click the link:

http://pown!.us/jokes/the-worlds-longest-!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Dear Dad letter!.!.!.!.

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up!. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow!. It was addressed, 'Dad!.' With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling hands!.

'Dear, Dad!. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you!. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mum and you!.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am!.

But it's not only the passion, Dad!. She's pregnant!. Stacy said that we
will be very happy!. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter!. We share a dream of having many more
children!.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone!. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other
people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want!.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better!. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself!. Someday,
I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many
grandchildren!.

Love, your son, Joshua!.

P!.S !. Dad, none of the above is true!. I'm over at Jason's house!. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
report that's on the kitchen table!.

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im 14

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick!. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work!.”

The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today!. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex!. That makes everything better and I go to work!. You try that!.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again!. “I do what you say and I feel great!. I be at work soon… You got nice house!.”

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erm stage jokes : i heard the rolling stones enjoyed it when on stage thier fans would throw maltesers !. i also heard ronan keating was a **** and daggers fan!.

others on the top of my head
a man wals into a bar !. ouch

why did gary glitter go round margeret thacthers house : to discuss how to **** minors

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Three nuns had just died and gone to heaven!. When the arrived at the Gates of Heaven, they were stopped by the gatekeeper who said, "If you want to get into heaven you will each have to answer 1 question!."
The nuns agreed!. The first question for the first nun was "Who was Jesus Christ!?" The nun answered correctly and was admitted into heaven!. The second question was "How often should you pray!?" The second nun answered correctly and was admitted into heaven!. The last question to the third nun was "What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam!?"
The third nun thought and thought but couldn't figure it out!.
Finally, she said, "Ooh, that's a hard one!.!.!."
And the gates of heaven opened!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the chicken cross the road!?

To go to the 2008 Cock Fest!.

You're 9, so I guess you'll get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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