............drivers joke......?!
Question: !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.drivers joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand newCadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner!.
I looked away
For a couple seconds !
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup!.
As a man,
I don't scare easily!.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver ,
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand!.
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked
My cell phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,
Splashed,
And burned
Big ED and the Twins,
Ruined the darn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call!.
Stupid women drivers Www@Enter-QA@Com
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand newCadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner!.
I looked away
For a couple seconds !
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup!.
As a man,
I don't scare easily!.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver ,
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand!.
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked
My cell phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,
Splashed,
And burned
Big ED and the Twins,
Ruined the darn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call!.
Stupid women drivers Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Oh dear poor Ed and the twins I hope they are better now, but at least you are alive, no thanks to that bloody woman driver, I hope you can claim on your insurance for damages!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
as a woman driver i am ashamed to be the same gender as her,!.!.!.!. what the hell was she thinking!? i hope you are ok , and big ED and the Twins recover!.!.!.!.!. : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol but wtf!? This is a joke right!?
Coz the people above seem to think its real or are they being sarcastic and I'm just not getting it!?
LOL you named them Ed!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Coz the people above seem to think its real or are they being sarcastic and I'm just not getting it!?
LOL you named them Ed!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol you just made me day :P
that was a good one
big ed and the twins!.!.!.!.!.!. priceless lol
your awesome :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was a good one
big ed and the twins!.!.!.!.!.!. priceless lol
your awesome :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one !.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats sucks
im just answering this because i want 2 points
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im just answering this because i want 2 points
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