Does Any1 Know Some Good Riddles Or Jokes?!
Question: Does Any1 Know Some Good Riddles Or Jokes!?
any1 have any gd riddles or jokes if so lets hear themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Who's This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter!.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand!.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied!.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man!.
Naturally, the guy began to worry!.
"Is this your husband!?" he inquired nervously!.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him!.
"Your boyfriend then!?" he asked!.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear!.
"Well, who is he then!?" demanded the bewildered guy!.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter!.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand!.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied!.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man!.
Naturally, the guy began to worry!.
"Is this your husband!?" he inquired nervously!.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him!.
"Your boyfriend then!?" he asked!.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear!.
"Well, who is he then!?" demanded the bewildered guy!.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
vampire bat arrives back home at the roost face full of blood!.All the bats get excited and ask where he got it!.Follow me he says!.Off they flew over the hills and into the dark forest!.See that tree there,he says,yes they say, Well I f***ing did"nt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
here are some riddles
what are chilliest 12 inches in the world
cold feet
what is that everyman wants but no man wants to lose
a law suite
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what are chilliest 12 inches in the world
cold feet
what is that everyman wants but no man wants to lose
a law suite
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an easy one!. what is black and white and red all overWww@Enter-QA@Com
black and white and red all over is a news paperWww@Enter-QA@Com
How do u kill a blond!?
Stick a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool!.
ha ha jk jkWww@Enter-QA@Com
Stick a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool!.
ha ha jk jkWww@Enter-QA@Com