One for the guys to make up for yesterday...!?!
Question: One for the guys to make up for yesterday!.!.!.!!?
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right!. I just didn't know her first name was Always!.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men!. It only seems longer!.
Losing a wife can be hard!. In my case, it was almost impossible!.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened!?' asked the friend!. 'My wife found out!.!.'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight!. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on!.
How many men does it take to open a beer!? None!. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch!.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Mary, pack up your things! I just won the lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold!?' The man responds, 'I don't care!. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her!.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie!?
A man is incomplete until he is married!. After that, he is finished!.
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I married Miss Right!. I just didn't know her first name was Always!.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men!. It only seems longer!.
Losing a wife can be hard!. In my case, it was almost impossible!.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened!?' asked the friend!. 'My wife found out!.!.'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight!. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on!.
How many men does it take to open a beer!? None!. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch!.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Mary, pack up your things! I just won the lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold!?' The man responds, 'I don't care!. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her!.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie!?
A man is incomplete until he is married!. After that, he is finished!.
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I do not know about the guys but I liked the jokes and thought they were funny, thanks for sharing with us!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like these!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!. I was a bit confused by the name change in one of them ie Mary/Martha not sure if it was a typo or intentional I read it as a typo!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
never mind the typo - but those woman/kitchen/liners are not really funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO They were brilliant LOL so have a star from me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a few oldies but they were funny, thanks for sharing Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! these r funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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