Do you like long jokes ?!
Question: Do you like long jokes !?
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he
was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches!. When his personal
hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help!.
After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came
across a doctor who solved the problem!. "The good news is I can cure
your headaches!. The bad news is that it will require castration!. You
have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up
against the base of your spine!. The pressure creates one hell of a
headache!. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
testicles!."
Joe was shocked and depressed!. He wondered if he had anything to live
for!. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had
no choice but to go under the knife!.
When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was
missing an important part of himself!. As he walked down the street, he
realized that he felt like a different person!. He could make a new
beginning and live a new life!.
He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I
need, a new suit!." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd
like a new suit!."
The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see!.!.!. size 44 long!."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know!?"
"It's my job!."
Joe tried on the suit!. It fit perfectly!. As Joe admired himself in the
mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt!?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure!"
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see,!.!.!. 34 sleeve and!.!.!. 16 and
a half neck!."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know!?"
"It's my job!."
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly!. As Joe adjusted the
collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes!?"
Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure!"
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see!.!.!.9 and a half
wide!."
Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know!?"
"It's my job!."
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly!. Joe walked comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat!?"
Without hesitating, Joe said, "Sure!"
The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see!. !. !. 7 5/8!."
Joe was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know!?"
"It's my job!."
The hat fit perfectly!. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked,
"How about some new underwear!?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!"
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see!.!.!.
size 36!."
Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old!."
The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34!. It
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
you one hell of a headache!"
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was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches!. When his personal
hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help!.
After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came
across a doctor who solved the problem!. "The good news is I can cure
your headaches!. The bad news is that it will require castration!. You
have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up
against the base of your spine!. The pressure creates one hell of a
headache!. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
testicles!."
Joe was shocked and depressed!. He wondered if he had anything to live
for!. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had
no choice but to go under the knife!.
When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was
missing an important part of himself!. As he walked down the street, he
realized that he felt like a different person!. He could make a new
beginning and live a new life!.
He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I
need, a new suit!." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd
like a new suit!."
The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see!.!.!. size 44 long!."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know!?"
"It's my job!."
Joe tried on the suit!. It fit perfectly!. As Joe admired himself in the
mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt!?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure!"
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see,!.!.!. 34 sleeve and!.!.!. 16 and
a half neck!."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know!?"
"It's my job!."
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly!. As Joe adjusted the
collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes!?"
Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure!"
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see!.!.!.9 and a half
wide!."
Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know!?"
"It's my job!."
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly!. Joe walked comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat!?"
Without hesitating, Joe said, "Sure!"
The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see!. !. !. 7 5/8!."
Joe was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know!?"
"It's my job!."
The hat fit perfectly!. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked,
"How about some new underwear!?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!"
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see!.!.!.
size 36!."
Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old!."
The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34!. It
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
you one hell of a headache!"
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Answers:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Didn't see that coming! Just brilliant!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
absolutely brilliant!. Long but worth it!. Thanks for sharing!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
He's a better than the Doctor, lol!.!!!
10/10 Cool!.!!
Cheers for a laugh at work mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
He's a better than the Doctor, lol!.!!!
10/10 Cool!.!!
Cheers for a laugh at work mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok, I knew a long joke was long - but not this long!. Not many will want to read it and I don't think it is funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL poor guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was funny i never even show that one commingWww@Enter-QA@Com
to long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I lol'dWww@Enter-QA@Com