Have you ever heard of the Amish elevator joke before?!
Question: Have you ever heard of the Amish elevator joke before!?
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall!. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again!.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father!?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room!. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially!. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order!.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out!.
The father said quietly to his son!.!.!.!.!.'Go get your mother'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The boy asked, 'What is this Father!?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room!. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially!. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order!.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out!.
The father said quietly to his son!.!.!.!.!.'Go get your mother'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That was cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
I never heard it before!. It's a really good one!. Do you mind if I use it!? I hope you don't have it copyrighted!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, that's a good joke, but it's been around for a few years now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO!!!!!! I think I just pooped a whole banana, that's how funny that was!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No!. Lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No I have not but reading this has been an uplifting experience!. Thanks and a star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
y'know!.!.i heard this b4 but it's still funny! hah!.!. "go get your mother" that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heh
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeahhh good one, I fear he is in for a disappointment though!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com