Mexican dictionary....?!
Question: Mexican dictionary!.!.!.!.!?
not exactly a joke, but funny so i had to share
BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids!.
SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER!.
COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister!.
JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
HEATER: My lil sister started to choke!.!.!.Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!
JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!
MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car!.!.!.!.!.!.There's not MUSHROOM left!
CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja!.
I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes!.
WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!
HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES!.
HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona!.
You scared me!
HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
FRITO : After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!
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BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids!.
SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER!.
COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister!.
JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
HEATER: My lil sister started to choke!.!.!.Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!
JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!
MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car!.!.!.!.!.!.There's not MUSHROOM left!
CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja!.
I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes!.
WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!
HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES!.
HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona!.
You scared me!
HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
FRITO : After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!
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Answers:
Why do American make so many jokes about Mexican!?!?!? I think it racistWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha thats funny Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO berry kul esa Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!!!! rotlmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha I was laughing so hard!! I love the one someone wrote of the "Green Gas"Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.!.you've been into the tequila again, haven't you!?! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those are some good ones!Www@Enter-QA@Com
GREEN GAS: what chu all looking at GREEN GASWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!!! OMG! dude that is sooooo true!
i've heard my family use all those words like that like at LEAST 5 times lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i've heard my family use all those words like that like at LEAST 5 times lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! That's funny!. I assume your question is!. "see if you can top this!?" I don't know if this tops it or not, but this is my response to the hypothetical question about language barriers:
Language proficiency is part of the international contracting
scene!. This is exchange between an English-speaking traveler and a
member of the hotel staff in a Spanish hotel!.
Room Service: Morny!. Rune-sore-bees!.
Hotel Guest: Oh, sorry!. I thought I dialed Room Service!.
Room Service: Rye, rune-sore-bees!. Morny!. Djewish to odor sunteen!?
Hotel Guest: Uh!.!.!. yes!. I'd like some bacon and eggs!.
Room Service: Ow July den!?
Hotel Guest: What!?
Room Service: JourAches!. Ow July den!? Pry, boy, pooch!.!.!.!?
Hotel Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them!? Sorry!. Scrambled please!.
Room Service: Ow July dee baycome!? Crease!?
Hotel Guest: Crisp will be fine!.
Room Service: Hokay!. An Santos!?
Hotel Guest: What!?
Room Service: Santos!. July Santos!?
Hotel Guest: Ugh!. I don't know!.!.!. I don't think so!.
Room Service: No!. Judo one toes!?
Hotel Guest: Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo
one toes" means!. I'm sorry!.
Room Service: Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes!? Ow bow cenglish mopping we bother!?
Hotel Guest: English muffin! I've got it! You were saying toast! Fine!.
An English muffin will be fine!.
Room Service: We bother!?
Hotel Guest: No!. Just put the bother on the side!.
Room Service: Wad!?
Hotel Guest: I'm sorry!. I meant butter!. Butter on the side!.
Room Service: Copy!?
Hotel Guest: I feel terrible about this but!.!.!.
Room Service: Copy!. Copy, tea, mill!.!.!.
Hotel Guest: Coffee! Yes, coffee please!. And that's all!.
Room Service:
One Minnie!. *** rune torino fee, strangle aches, crease baycome, tossy cenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy!. Rye!?
Hotel Guest: Whatever you say!.
Room Service: Hokay!. Tendjewberrymud!.
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Language proficiency is part of the international contracting
scene!. This is exchange between an English-speaking traveler and a
member of the hotel staff in a Spanish hotel!.
Room Service: Morny!. Rune-sore-bees!.
Hotel Guest: Oh, sorry!. I thought I dialed Room Service!.
Room Service: Rye, rune-sore-bees!. Morny!. Djewish to odor sunteen!?
Hotel Guest: Uh!.!.!. yes!. I'd like some bacon and eggs!.
Room Service: Ow July den!?
Hotel Guest: What!?
Room Service: JourAches!. Ow July den!? Pry, boy, pooch!.!.!.!?
Hotel Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them!? Sorry!. Scrambled please!.
Room Service: Ow July dee baycome!? Crease!?
Hotel Guest: Crisp will be fine!.
Room Service: Hokay!. An Santos!?
Hotel Guest: What!?
Room Service: Santos!. July Santos!?
Hotel Guest: Ugh!. I don't know!.!.!. I don't think so!.
Room Service: No!. Judo one toes!?
Hotel Guest: Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo
one toes" means!. I'm sorry!.
Room Service: Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes!? Ow bow cenglish mopping we bother!?
Hotel Guest: English muffin! I've got it! You were saying toast! Fine!.
An English muffin will be fine!.
Room Service: We bother!?
Hotel Guest: No!. Just put the bother on the side!.
Room Service: Wad!?
Hotel Guest: I'm sorry!. I meant butter!. Butter on the side!.
Room Service: Copy!?
Hotel Guest: I feel terrible about this but!.!.!.
Room Service: Copy!. Copy, tea, mill!.!.!.
Hotel Guest: Coffee! Yes, coffee please!. And that's all!.
Room Service:
One Minnie!. *** rune torino fee, strangle aches, crease baycome, tossy cenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy!. Rye!?
Hotel Guest: Whatever you say!.
Room Service: Hokay!. Tendjewberrymud!.
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