2 jokes 2 minutes,how?!
Question: 2 jokes 2 minutes,how!?
real funny!
there i a red house made of rad bricks
a blue house made of blue bricks
and a yellow house made of yellow bricks
whats the green house made of!?
a- glass
moral-dont over look the obvious
There were three guys in a forest!.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals!.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit!.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit!.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples!.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your *** without changing the expression on your face!."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his *** and then winces!. So the cannibals eat him!.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries!.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your *** without changing the expression on your face!."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8!.!.!. then starts to laugh!. So the cannibals eat him!.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh!?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"
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Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet!.
The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross!."
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*King car!."
couldn't resist that one! ;D
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Dad: Son, if you don't stop masturbating you will go blind!.
Son: Dad, I'm over here!.
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Three plastic surgeons were playing golf together and one of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas!. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I re-attached them!. !. !. eight months later he performed in concert with the New Philharmonic!."
One of the others said, "That's nothing!. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I re-attached them, and two years later, he won gold medals in five field events in the Olympics!."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs!. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train travelling 80 miles an hour!. All I had left to work with was the horse's *** and a cowboy hat!. Now he's President of the United States!.
Okay, that's all i'm giving you!! ;D hope yeah lolled
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there i a red house made of rad bricks
a blue house made of blue bricks
and a yellow house made of yellow bricks
whats the green house made of!?
a- glass
moral-dont over look the obvious
There were three guys in a forest!.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals!.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit!.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit!.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples!.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your *** without changing the expression on your face!."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his *** and then winces!. So the cannibals eat him!.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries!.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your *** without changing the expression on your face!."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8!.!.!. then starts to laugh!. So the cannibals eat him!.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh!?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"
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Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet!.
The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross!."
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*King car!."
couldn't resist that one! ;D
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Dad: Son, if you don't stop masturbating you will go blind!.
Son: Dad, I'm over here!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Three plastic surgeons were playing golf together and one of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas!. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I re-attached them!. !. !. eight months later he performed in concert with the New Philharmonic!."
One of the others said, "That's nothing!. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I re-attached them, and two years later, he won gold medals in five field events in the Olympics!."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs!. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train travelling 80 miles an hour!. All I had left to work with was the horse's *** and a cowboy hat!. Now he's President of the United States!.
Okay, that's all i'm giving you!! ;D hope yeah lolled
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Gotta hand it to you , good ones ,enjoyed have a great day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha
they are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
they are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good i especially liked the nun joke!.,!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The last one is hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol the cannible joke, 1 star for you from meWww@Enter-QA@Com
i can't breath lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heres one for you:
a husband is helping his wife set a password on her computer, he types in MYPENIS!.!. she died of laughter when the screen said sorry not long enough!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heres one for you:
a husband is helping his wife set a password on her computer, he types in MYPENIS!.!. she died of laughter when the screen said sorry not long enough!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I loved the nun joke! Thanks!
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ha ha ha
LOL
STAR FOR YOU
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LOL
STAR FOR YOU
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they're more than 2 jokes but it sure made me laugh!.
way to go !
P!.S!. though I had heard of a couple of them already!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
way to go !
P!.S!. though I had heard of a couple of them already!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nun joke was genius man ratflWww@Enter-QA@Com