Ahhhhh......Old age initiative?!
Question: Ahhhhh!.!.!.!.!.!.Old age initiative!?
A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office!.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you!?
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse!?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees!.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse!." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them ￡50, and says goodbye!.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again!. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees!. This happens several weeks in a row!. The couple makes an
appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves!.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask!. Just what are you trying to find out!?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything!. She's married and we can't go to her house!. I'm married and we can't go to my house!. Travelodge charge ￡93!. The Hilton charges ￡139!. We do it here for ￡50, and I get ￡43 back from Bupa
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The doctor asks, "What can I do for you!?
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse!?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees!.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse!." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them ￡50, and says goodbye!.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again!. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees!. This happens several weeks in a row!. The couple makes an
appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves!.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask!. Just what are you trying to find out!?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything!. She's married and we can't go to her house!. I'm married and we can't go to my house!. Travelodge charge ￡93!. The Hilton charges ￡139!. We do it here for ￡50, and I get ￡43 back from Bupa
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What a crafty old couple, ha ha ha, I love this one!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think that's the same woman that!.!.went to doctors office!. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall!. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained!.
The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you!? Mrs!. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant!?"
The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard!. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't I!?"
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hv a nice weekend!.
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The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you!? Mrs!. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant!?"
The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard!. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't I!?"
Thanks
hv a nice weekend!.
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lmao haha get it
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Absobloominlutely brilliant!. HahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
i like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!. They have to charge 50 Euros just have sex!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny and very clever!.!.Star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. that is hilarious you get a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i just loved your joke as much as i love you!.!.!.!.!.now when do we make a appointment!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
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pmsl that was one of the better ones :O)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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very very funny i just llove these jokes,thank you and happy 31stWww@Enter-QA@Com