Now now are they dirty?!
Question: Now now are they dirty!?
One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up!. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you!?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment manager!."
"Whatever for!?"
"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs!. Gellar on the third floor!."
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash!.
The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts!. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them"
The lawyer says "Fcuk the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says, "Do we have time!?"
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms!. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants!.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot!. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night!. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out!. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that!. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack!." The young man makes his purchase and leaves!.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents!. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree!. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes!. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person!."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist!."
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth"!. The boy decides to go home and try it out!.
He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth!."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father!."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth!."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother!."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door!. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth!."
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug!."
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"I got into a fight with the apartment manager!."
"Whatever for!?"
"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs!. Gellar on the third floor!."
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash!.
The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts!. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them"
The lawyer says "Fcuk the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says, "Do we have time!?"
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms!. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants!.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot!. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night!. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out!. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that!. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack!." The young man makes his purchase and leaves!.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents!. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree!. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes!. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person!."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist!."
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth"!. The boy decides to go home and try it out!.
He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth!."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father!."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth!."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother!."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door!. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth!."
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug!."
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Answers:
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Haha!.
I love the priest one and the truth one!.
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I love the priest one and the truth one!.
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LMAO!!
they are so funny!
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they are so funny!
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nice ,,,but i did not understand the 2 one Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my gosh, I loved the last one! HAha!
He should have gotten more money for it!
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He should have gotten more money for it!
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