A joke you can never forget or a joke that is really funny?!


Question: A joke you can never forget or a joke that is really funny!?
am bored!.!.
you got any!?
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Answers:
I heard this one on the Sopranos a long time ago!.

There are these two guys talking about what they got their wives for their birthday or Christmas or something and the one guy says

"I got my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes Benz (or some fancy car) So if she doesn't like the ring she can still drive the car!."

The other guy says "I got my wife a pair of socks and a vibrator!." His friend asks "why"
"So if she doesn't like the socks she can go f*ck herself"

Haha!. It cracked me right up when I heard it!. I'm sure this isn't the exact joke, but its close!. And funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

okay

what do you call a group of fundamentalist in a gaybar!?
Terrorist

Why dont fundamentalist christians pass math class!?
cause they cant tell the difference between 6 days, and a billion years

How do you proove a fundamentalist isnt really a christian!?
they really dont follow the nice Jesus, they take after some nut named Je-ay-sus!.

How do you make a woman bored!?
do the housecleaning before she gets home from work

What did the captain say to his crew when a ghetto woman walks by!?
ho boys ho!.

Why did the chicken cross the road!?
cause Allah never bothered to keep him in the sky

How do you know when a workoholic is lying!?
they say they got no issues!.
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what did the cookie say to the banana!?
-nothing, cookies dont talk, stupid!


what did one cookie say when the other asked him the time!?
-AHHHH!!!! A TALKING COOKIE!!!


obama and hillary clinton go rafting, both fall out of the raft!. who survives!?!?!?
-america

sorry if your a democrat or obama fan lol =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

why couldnt the little kid get into the pirate movie!?!?!.!.!.!. it was rated RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

bahahah i can't stop laughing at the joke above me :PWww@Enter-QA@Com



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