Do you have funny jokes like this!?!?!?!?!
Question: Do you have funny jokes like this!!?!!?!!?!!?
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you!.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock!. Smile, and go back
for more!.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones!.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on!.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend!. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg!. How's your day been!?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator!.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment!.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play!.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking!.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers!.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that!?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally!.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, theyll open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist!.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura!.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it!.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there!?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off!.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly!.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers!.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope!.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button!.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on"!.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
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2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock!. Smile, and go back
for more!.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones!.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on!.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend!. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg!. How's your day been!?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator!.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment!.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play!.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking!.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers!.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that!?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally!.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, theyll open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist!.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura!.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it!.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there!?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off!.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly!.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers!.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope!.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button!.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on"!.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
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15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1!. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals!.
2!. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms!.
3!. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"!.!.!. and see what happens!.
4!. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away!.
5!. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area!.
6!. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department!.
7!. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone!?"
8!. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose!.
9!. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are!.
10!. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme!. ( I love this one! )
11!. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12!. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13!. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream!.!.
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14!. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15!. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
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1!. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals!.
2!. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms!.
3!. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"!.!.!. and see what happens!.
4!. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away!.
5!. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area!.
6!. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department!.
7!. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone!?"
8!. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose!.
9!. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are!.
10!. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme!. ( I love this one! )
11!. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12!. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13!. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream!.!.
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14!. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15!. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
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* Artery!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.The study of paintings!.
* Benign!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.What you be after you be eight!.
* Bacteria!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Back door to cafeteria!.
* Barium!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.What doctors do when patients die!.
* Cesarean Section!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A neighborhood in Rome!.
* Catscan!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Searching for Kitty!.
* Cauterize!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Made eye contact with her!.
* Colic!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A sheep dog!.
* Coma!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A punctuation mark!.
* D&C!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Where Washington is!.
* Dilate!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.To live long!.
* Enema!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Not a friend!.
* Fester!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Quicker than someone else!.
* Fibula!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A small lie!.
* Genital!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Non-Jewish person!.
* G!.I!.Series!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.World Series of military baseball!.
* Hangnail!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.What you hang your coat on!.
* Impotent!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Distinguishe!.!.!. well known!.
* Labor Pain!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Getting hurt at work!.
* Medical Staff!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A Doctor's cane!.
* Morbid!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A higher offer than I bid!.
* Nitrates!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheaper than day rates!.
* Node!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I knew it!.
* Outpatient!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A person who has fainted!.
* Pap Smear!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A fatherhood test!.
* Pelvis!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Second cousin to Elvis!.
* Post Operative!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A letter carrier!.
* Recovery Room!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Place to do upholstery!.
* Rectum!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Darn near killed him!.
* Secretion!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Hiding something
* Seizure!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Roman emperor!.
* Tablet!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A small table!.
* Terminal Illness!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Getting sick at the airport!.
* Tumor!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.More than one!.
* Urine!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Opposite of you're out
* Varicose!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Near byWww@Enter-QA@Com
* Artery!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.The study of paintings!.
* Benign!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.What you be after you be eight!.
* Bacteria!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Back door to cafeteria!.
* Barium!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.What doctors do when patients die!.
* Cesarean Section!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A neighborhood in Rome!.
* Catscan!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Searching for Kitty!.
* Cauterize!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Made eye contact with her!.
* Colic!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A sheep dog!.
* Coma!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A punctuation mark!.
* D&C!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Where Washington is!.
* Dilate!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.To live long!.
* Enema!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Not a friend!.
* Fester!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Quicker than someone else!.
* Fibula!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A small lie!.
* Genital!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Non-Jewish person!.
* G!.I!.Series!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.World Series of military baseball!.
* Hangnail!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.What you hang your coat on!.
* Impotent!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Distinguishe!.!.!. well known!.
* Labor Pain!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Getting hurt at work!.
* Medical Staff!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A Doctor's cane!.
* Morbid!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A higher offer than I bid!.
* Nitrates!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheaper than day rates!.
* Node!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I knew it!.
* Outpatient!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A person who has fainted!.
* Pap Smear!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A fatherhood test!.
* Pelvis!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Second cousin to Elvis!.
* Post Operative!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A letter carrier!.
* Recovery Room!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Place to do upholstery!.
* Rectum!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Darn near killed him!.
* Secretion!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Hiding something
* Seizure!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Roman emperor!.
* Tablet!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A small table!.
* Terminal Illness!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Getting sick at the airport!.
* Tumor!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.More than one!.
* Urine!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Opposite of you're out
* Varicose!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Near byWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is for like in any supermarket
Get 24 boxes of condoms, randomly put them in peoples trolleys when they aren't looking!.
Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals!.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the bathrooms!.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'!.!.!.and see what happens!.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area!.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone!?
Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose!.
While handling knives in the housewares department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are!.
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'!.
In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels!.
Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME, PICK ME!!!!!!'
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the foetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'
Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly !.!.'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get 24 boxes of condoms, randomly put them in peoples trolleys when they aren't looking!.
Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals!.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the bathrooms!.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'!.!.!.and see what happens!.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area!.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone!?
Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose!.
While handling knives in the housewares department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are!.
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'!.
In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels!.
Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME, PICK ME!!!!!!'
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the foetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'
Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly !.!.'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out!."Www@Enter-QA@Com