Does anyone know a good joke or something funny that has happened to you?!

A couple of years ago, I was round my mates!.
Me, my mate and his older brother were all sitting in front of the TV with a whole pizza each!. My friends brother dared him to have a drop of tabasco sauce on his bare tongue - he done it and went crazy, ran in the other room to get some ice and while he was gone his brother poured the rest of the tabasco sauce on his pizza!.
He came back, took a couple of bites and!.!.!.well, I'm sure you can guess the rest!.
lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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First Dinner With The Parents



A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for
dinner!.This is to be her first time meeting the family
and she is very nervous!.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal!. The
woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks
to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole!.

The gas pains are almost making her eyes water!. Left with
no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
and lets out a dainty fart!. It wasn't loud, but everyone
at the table heard the poof!.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been
snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern
voice, Skippy!"!.

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile
came across her face!.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel
the pain again!. This time, she didn't even hesitate!. She
let a much louder and longer fart rip!. The father again
looked and the dog and yelled, "Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"!.

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip!.
This time she didn't even think about it!. She let rip a
fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!.

Once again, the father looked at the
dog with disgust and yelled,

"Skippy, get away from her before she sh*ts on you!"
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Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes!. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings!. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'!.

So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'!.

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy!. 'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident!.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy!.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama!. 'That's what we would call great loss!.'

The room went silent!. No other children volunteered!. Obama searched the room!. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy!?'

Finally at the back of the room, Dirty Little Dugan raised his hand!. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs!. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy!.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama!. 'That's right!. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy!?'

'Well,' says Dugan, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss!.!.!. and it probably wouldn't be an accident either!.

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Here's the setup:
Post a comment on your friend's myspace , facebook , whatever
OR
send them an IM ( Instant message ) that says:
"Wanna see what I did last night!?"
then follow that up by leaving a link that says:
"go to http://stuffididlastnight!.com"

classic, right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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