Do u have good koes like 26 funny thing to do in and elvator?!


Question: Do u have good koes like 26 funny thing to do in and elvator!?
mby something in walmart
or the stop and shop

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Things To Do in A Bathroom Stall
1!.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor," May I borrow a highlighter!?"

2!.Say in disgust "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that!."

3!. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

4!. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before!."

5!. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t!! My glass eye!!"

6!. Say "Damn, this water is cold!."

7!. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly!.

8!. Say, "Now how did that get there!?"
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Funny Things To Do on An Airplane
1!. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim you are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe you but DONT give up, see how far you can get ( WARNING, may result in you being arrested)

2!. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3!. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when you are the only one laughing!.

4!. when the plane is still on the ground, Rock back and forth in your seat and say aloud "THIS TURBULANCE SURE IS ROUGH!!"

5!. Wear rags and a headscarf, claim that your name is Svetolafoson Frojhkyhkjuhjdj and that you are being deported back to Estonia, look pleased when your told that this plane is not going there!. say "Really!?!, u haf not met me if zey ask zen, ok!?!"

6!. As the plane is landing, adopt the 'Duck and Cover' position as you scream "WE ARE GOING TO CRASH! ONLY DEATH AWAITS US ALL NOW! DEATH I TELLS YA!!!!" when you land safely, stand up and leave the plane normally, thank the stewardess for a lovely flight!.
7!. Go in to the toilet and make loud vomiting noises, keep going for a few minutes, then come out and announce to the plane that the toilet is blocked, act like its not your fault!.

8!. Stand up and ask the passengers if anyone " wants to join the mile high club with you!?" wink suggestively at various people!.!.!.of both sexes!.

9!. Get the pilot to show you round the cockpit, come out afterwards and say "YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGH HE COULD FLY THE PLANE AFTER SO MUCH VODKA BUT IT JUST SHOWS, THEY REALLY ARE TRUE PROFESIONALS!"!.

10!. Delight your fellow passengers with your impression of a plane crashing in to the sea, complete with sound effects!.

11!. Enthrall your companions on the plane by telling them that you knew the pilot of Buddy Holly's plane and you're pretty sure he trained at the same place as your current pilot!.

12!. Give a fact filled guide of the area you are flying over, this can include " And if you look to your right you will see the wreckage of our sister plane, after she was shot at and subsequently crashed in to that mountain side which, as you can see, her burnt out hull remains embedded in, the bodies were never found!.'

13!. Streak!.

14!. Occasionally scream!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.loudly!.

15!. Get up and announce that you are going to hi-jack the plane, make to get out a gun, but act like its not there, check all your pockets and then say " OH CRAP, I MUST HAVE LEFT IT IN THE OTHER COAT, OK, NEVER MIND!" Sit down like nothing has happened!.

16!. From the second you take off, every ten seconds say in the same voice "are we there yet!?"

17!. Keep sniffing around and eventually say in a loud voice "CAN YOU SMELL BURNING!?"

18!. Go to the cockpit, wait a few second, then come back and say in a loud voice, "UMM SHOULD'NT THERE BE!.!.!.LIKE!.!.!.!.A PILOT!?"

19!. When your on a small, ten person plane, Inform everyone that you used to be an aerodynamic engineer and this plane is VERY badly built!.

20!. As you get of the plane, look worried and announce loudly" VAIT A MINUTE, VOT IZ ZIS PLACE!?! ZIS IZ NOT POLAND, VERE ZE HELL IZ ZIS!?!!?!!?!!?"

21!. If you're flying first class, make sure to sit behind someone!. When that person is sleeping, grap your motion sickness bag and vomit in it!. After you do that, hold the bag in the air and then pop it on the person!. See what happens!.!.!.!.!.!.
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50 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart

1!. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations!.

2!. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store!.

3!. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day!.

4!. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join!.

5!. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners!.

6!. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap!.

7!. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters!.

8!. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit!.

9!. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles!.

10!. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens!.

11!. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast!.

12!. Play with the automatic doors!.

13!. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi!. I haven't seen you in so long!." etc!. See if they play along!.

14!. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway!?!"

15!. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department!.

16!. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive!.

17!. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them!. Do this until they leave the store!.

18!. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field!.

19!. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

20!. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm!.!.!.!.I thought the customer was always right!"

21!. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas!.

22!. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath!.

23!. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles!.

24!. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon!.

25!. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman!. Come Robin, to the Batcave!."

26!. TP as much of the store as possible!.

27!. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles!.

28!. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down!.

29!. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone!?"

30!. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover!."

31!. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock!. (i!.e!.: Shnerples)

32!. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G!.I!. Joe vs!. X-men!.

33!. Take bets on the battle from above!.

34!. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics!.

35!. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are!. Act as spastic as possible!.

36!. Hold indoor shopping cart races!.

37!. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible!.

38!. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags!.

39!. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags!.

40!. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies!."

41!. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store!.

42!. Two words: Marco Polo!.

43!. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc!.

44!. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's!.

45!. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels!.

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FUNNY THINGS TO DO AT WALMART!

1!. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day!.


2!. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

3!. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens!.

4 Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to the loudest setting!.

5!. Play with the automatic doors!.

6!. Put M&M's on layaway!.

7!. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas!.

8!. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath!.

9!. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "!.!.I'm Batman!. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

10!. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone!?"

11!. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G!.I!. Joes vs!. the X-Men!.

12!. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are!. Act as spastic as possible!.

13!. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible!."

14!. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags!.

15!. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "tthe fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

16!. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

17 Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon!.

18!. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles!.

19!. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap!.


20!. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!.

21!.Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies!."

22!. when people step away from their carts make off with it innocently

23!. when 2 people are walking side by side run in between them yelling “RED ROVER!”

24!. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi!. I haven't seen you in so long!." etc!. See if they play along!.

25!. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations!.

26!. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles!.

27!. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock

28!. take clothes from the childrens section and put it in the plus size adult sections and recommend them to the really large customers

29!. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store

30!. ride the tricycles around the floor and say that your taking them for a test drive

31!. re alphabetize the cds

32!. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them!. Do this until they leave the store!.
33!. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
34!. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field!.

35!. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm!.!.!.!.I thought the customer was always right!"

36!. Hold indoor shopping cart races


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