Now!, this is funny, Isn't it?!
Question: Now!, this is funny, Isn't it!?
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again!.***
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL
APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON!.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell!. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair!. He had no arms or legs!.
The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you!? Just look at you!.!.!.you have no legs!
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted!. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed!?!?!?'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
**'Rang the doorbell didn't I!?'*
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She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL
APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON!.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell!. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair!. He had no arms or legs!.
The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you!? Just look at you!.!.!.you have no legs!
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted!. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed!?!?!?'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
**'Rang the doorbell didn't I!?'*
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Answers:
Brillllllllllllllliant greybeard as always you really are naughty we love you though keep them coming as always here's a big KISS lol Scottish babe oh and come on give greybeard the stars he so deserves!. x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Should have seen that one coming but I didn't!. Actually laughed out loud and I'm here on my own!. Haven't done that in a while after reading something on here! Good on yer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLOLOLOLOL very funny!!! -x-Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Excellent!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oo oo ha ha!.
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absoloute classicWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oo-wahh! Cute - heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Black Humour!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaa yeh yeh not bad:P:P xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard this joke too many times!.Try changing some parts to other words and phrases!.Good Luck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!. I have never heard that one before so have a star for making me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it b4 but it is cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I like it,And i got the job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ChuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i will save that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
yup!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
no!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Correct it is funny, I laughed my socks off at this one!. Life begins at 70!Www@Enter-QA@Com