Clean joke any age short but good?!
Question: Clean joke any age short but good!?
A skeleton goes into a pub and asked for a pint of beer !.!.!.!.the barmaid said do you want any think with it !.!.!.!.the skeleton replied yes please a mopWww@Enter-QA@Com
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hehehehehehe lol thats a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hiya !
A burglar broke into a house one night!. He shone his torch around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you!.!.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked the torch off, and froze!. After a while, when he heard nothing more, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables!.
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Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you!.' Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice!.
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Finally, in the corner of the room, his flash light beam came to rest on a parrot!.
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'Did you say that!?' he hissed at the parrot!.
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'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you!.'
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The burglar relaxed!. 'Warn me, huh!? Who in the world are you!?'
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'Moses,' replied the bird!.
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'Moses!?' the burglar laughed !. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses!?'
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'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller Jesus!.'
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A burglar broke into a house one night!. He shone his torch around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you!.!.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked the torch off, and froze!. After a while, when he heard nothing more, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables!.
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Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you!.' Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice!.
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Finally, in the corner of the room, his flash light beam came to rest on a parrot!.
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'Did you say that!?' he hissed at the parrot!.
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'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you!.'
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The burglar relaxed!. 'Warn me, huh!? Who in the world are you!?'
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'Moses,' replied the bird!.
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'Moses!?' the burglar laughed !. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses!?'
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'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller Jesus!.'
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I was depressed last night, so I called a Suicide Hot Line!.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan !.
I told them I was suicidal!.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!.
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You may already know this but just in case !. !. !. !. !.
July 8, 1947
Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico!. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U!.S!. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations!.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A!. Gore, Jr!.
Hillary Rodham
John F!. Kerry
William J!. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E!. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Harry Reid
Chris Dodd
Barney Frank
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep!?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you!. It did for me!.
No wonder They support the bill to help illegal aliens!!
Now You Know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan !.
I told them I was suicidal!.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!.
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You may already know this but just in case !. !. !. !. !.
July 8, 1947
Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico!. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U!.S!. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations!.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A!. Gore, Jr!.
Hillary Rodham
John F!. Kerry
William J!. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E!. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Harry Reid
Chris Dodd
Barney Frank
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep!?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you!. It did for me!.
No wonder They support the bill to help illegal aliens!!
Now You Know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
( A precious little girl )
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits!?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there!?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit!.
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haha, alright here are mine!.
-Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bungee jumping!?
Scared the hell out of the dog!.
-What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes!?
nothing, you've told her twice already!
-A blonde woman goes to the doctor and complains that her whole body is aching!. She touches her knee and says: "Ouch! That hurt"!. She then touches her elbow which evokes yet another painful response!. She then touches her ear and complains that it is sensitive too!. The doctor then examines her and says: "Well, Madam, I am sure that will be the case - your finger is broken!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bungee jumping!?
Scared the hell out of the dog!.
-What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes!?
nothing, you've told her twice already!
-A blonde woman goes to the doctor and complains that her whole body is aching!. She touches her knee and says: "Ouch! That hurt"!. She then touches her elbow which evokes yet another painful response!. She then touches her ear and complains that it is sensitive too!. The doctor then examines her and says: "Well, Madam, I am sure that will be the case - your finger is broken!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol my 6 year old will love that one!!
2 monkey are going to have a bath together
the first monkey gets in and says "ooooo aaaaaa"
the second monkey says "well put some more cold in it if its too hot"!!
bit lame i know but makes my kids giggle!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 monkey are going to have a bath together
the first monkey gets in and says "ooooo aaaaaa"
the second monkey says "well put some more cold in it if its too hot"!!
bit lame i know but makes my kids giggle!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
ghost walks into a pub, whisky please barman,,sorry sir we dont serve spirits!.
bloke walks into a bar,,,,,ouch iron bar
mummy,mummy the kid next door has got a dick like a peanut
how do you know that!?
coz it tastes saltyWww@Enter-QA@Com
bloke walks into a bar,,,,,ouch iron bar
mummy,mummy the kid next door has got a dick like a peanut
how do you know that!?
coz it tastes saltyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ill be back in 3 mins!.!.!.
A man walks into a pub with a set of jump leads!?
The barman shouts "Oi !! I hope your not gonna start anything!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man walks into a pub with a set of jump leads!?
The barman shouts "Oi !! I hope your not gonna start anything!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Billy took a bath with Bubbles!.
Now you wanna hear a dirty joke!?
Bubbles is the girl next door!.
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Now you wanna hear a dirty joke!?
Bubbles is the girl next door!.
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I did ur mom!. OH WAIT U WANTED A JOKE! ummm, yeah sure i guess that was a joke!. ahem uh yeah!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok, heard it before on tv, trading wifes i thinkWww@Enter-QA@Com
YepWww@Enter-QA@Com
ya!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.at least you put the efford in to put this upWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not that good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why dont cannibals eat clowns!?!?
cuz they taste funny! Www@Enter-QA@Com
cuz they taste funny! Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was like that time i bought a flakeWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
sry don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
what do u call a upside down blonde!?
A brunet with bad breath ^^ Www@Enter-QA@Com
A brunet with bad breath ^^ Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh get a lifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg dread lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow thats funny i have 2 tell my cuzin that one =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lols, its funny, just a teensey bit dry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
would a fly without wings be called a 'walk'!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehe, like that one:)
Whats brown and sticky!? A stick
Yeah!.!.!.i know!.!.!.its been heardWww@Enter-QA@Com
Whats brown and sticky!? A stick
Yeah!.!.!.i know!.!.!.its been heardWww@Enter-QA@Com