Got any good jokes at all?????!
Question: Got any good jokes at all!?!?!?!?!?
my fish died and i need some cheering up!. do u have any good jokes to do just that!., thanks for all answers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics!? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow!."
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two men are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a highway patrolman!. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick!. The driver rolls down the window and ‘Whack!’ the cop smacks him in the head with the stick!.
The driver asks, “What the heck was that for!?”
The cop answers, “You’re in Alabama, son!. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car!.”
The driver says, “I’m sorry, Officer, I’m not from around here!.” The cop runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean!. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window!. The passenger rolls down the window and, ‘Whack!’ the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick!.
The passenger asks, “What’d you do that for!?”
The cop says, “Just making your wish come true!.”
The passenger asks, “Making what wish come true!?”
The cop says, “Two miles down the road you were gonna say to your buddy, ‘I wish that a$$hole would’ve tried that s**t with me!’”
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The driver asks, “What the heck was that for!?”
The cop answers, “You’re in Alabama, son!. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car!.”
The driver says, “I’m sorry, Officer, I’m not from around here!.” The cop runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean!. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window!. The passenger rolls down the window and, ‘Whack!’ the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick!.
The passenger asks, “What’d you do that for!?”
The cop says, “Just making your wish come true!.”
The passenger asks, “Making what wish come true!?”
The cop says, “Two miles down the road you were gonna say to your buddy, ‘I wish that a$$hole would’ve tried that s**t with me!’”
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Jim!
Laughing yet!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a skeleton in the jungle!?
!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.
Indiana Bones!
What do you call a fly with no legs!?
!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.
A walk!
What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery!?
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!.!.!.!.
An ex-tractor fan!
What do you call a hippy's wife!?
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!.!.!.!.
Mississippi!
What do you call a camel with three humps!?
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!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.
Humphrey!
What do you call a government-employed snake!?
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!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.
A civil serpent!
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library!?
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!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.
A barbarian!
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand!?
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Cuatro sinko!
What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head!?
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Jim!
Laughing yet!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I found a joke:
This guy walked into the doctors and he said "i will tell u my problem if u promise not to laugh"
Dentist says "ok then I have never laughed at a client for my whole careeer"
The guy pulls his pants down and reaveals the tiniest **** ever!.
The dentist cracks up and starts laughing
When he gains his control he says waz the problem
The guy says "my **** is swollen"
I will post some more if i think of any!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I found a joke:
This guy walked into the doctors and he said "i will tell u my problem if u promise not to laugh"
Dentist says "ok then I have never laughed at a client for my whole careeer"
The guy pulls his pants down and reaveals the tiniest **** ever!.
The dentist cracks up and starts laughing
When he gains his control he says waz the problem
The guy says "my **** is swollen"
I will post some more if i think of any!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ohh dear im sorry you fish died!. its always sad when you lose a pet check the jokes out on here some are very funny my tummy starts to hurtWww@Enter-QA@Com
go to jokes!.com and it leads u 2 comedy central they are always funny!srry bout ur fish!Www@Enter-QA@Com