I should be studying, but i'm not...tell me something interesting, random or!
Question: I should be studying, but i'm not!.!.!.tell me something interesting, random or whatever you want!!?
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Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes!. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings!. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'!.
So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'!.
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy!. 'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident!.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy!.'
'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama!. 'That's what we would call great loss!.'
The room went silent!. No other children volunteered!. Obama searched the room!. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy!?'
Finally at the back of the room, Dirty Little Dugan raised his hand!. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs!. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy!.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama!. 'That's right!. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy!?'
'Well,' says Dugan, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss!.!.!. and it probably wouldn't be an accident either!.
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So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'!.
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy!. 'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident!.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy!.'
'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama!. 'That's what we would call great loss!.'
The room went silent!. No other children volunteered!. Obama searched the room!. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy!?'
Finally at the back of the room, Dirty Little Dugan raised his hand!. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs!. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy!.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama!. 'That's right!. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy!?'
'Well,' says Dugan, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss!.!.!. and it probably wouldn't be an accident either!.
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the other day I had just finished using the toilet and i had just flushed it ( and was still in the progress of flushing) when i realized there was a piece of toilet paper on the seat, so i went to kick it in, but then my slipper fell in :[!. it began to spin so i quickly grabbed it out, ( the top of the slipper was not wet yet) and i put it into the sink and soaked it!. then put it in the laundry :S btw there was pee and poo in the toilet :S!.
( this is a true story, happened last week)Www@Enter-QA@Com
( this is a true story, happened last week)Www@Enter-QA@Com
kissing burns calories!!!!!!
laughing makes you lose weight!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
laughing makes you lose weight!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can I come study with you, I need the help!?Www@Enter-QA@Com