Best adult joke you ever heard?!
Question: Best adult joke you ever heard!?
i cant think of any right now :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A girls first time
As you lie back your muscles tighten!. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you!.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely!. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place!.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be!.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before!.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance!. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible!. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues!. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful!. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on!. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you!.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over!. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience!.
You smile and thank your dentist!. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled!.
Naughty, Naughty!
Excuse me, What were you thinkin'!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
As you lie back your muscles tighten!. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you!.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely!. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place!.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be!.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before!.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance!. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible!. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues!. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful!. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on!. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you!.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over!. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience!.
You smile and thank your dentist!. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled!.
Naughty, Naughty!
Excuse me, What were you thinkin'!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Theres these three guys on the beach, a white guy a mexican and a black guy, and they find a lamp!.
So they rub the lamp and a genie comes out!.
The genie says "You each have one wish!."
So the mexican guy goes first and says "I wish all my mexican people were back in mexico and happy!."
So the genie goes *poof* and all the mexicans are back in mexico and happy!.
Then the black guy says "I wish all my black people were back in africa and happy!."
So the genie goes *poof* and all the black people are back in africa and happy!.
The genie says to the white guy "What is your wish!?" and the white guy says, "You mean to tell me all the blacks and mexicans are out of america!?" and the genie says yes!.
So the white guy says, "I'll have a coke then!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
So they rub the lamp and a genie comes out!.
The genie says "You each have one wish!."
So the mexican guy goes first and says "I wish all my mexican people were back in mexico and happy!."
So the genie goes *poof* and all the mexicans are back in mexico and happy!.
Then the black guy says "I wish all my black people were back in africa and happy!."
So the genie goes *poof* and all the black people are back in africa and happy!.
The genie says to the white guy "What is your wish!?" and the white guy says, "You mean to tell me all the blacks and mexicans are out of america!?" and the genie says yes!.
So the white guy says, "I'll have a coke then!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
there are 3 dudes a gay dude a pot head and an alcoholic who all go to the doctors for a checkup and the doc tells them they need to stop what they do or they will all die!.!.!. later on the way back they pass a bar and the alcoholic goes inside buys a drink and as soon as he drinks it he falls over and dies!.!.!. a few seconds later the pot head sees a a lit up joint on the ground and the gay guy says to the pot head if you bend over and pick that up we are both gunna dieWww@Enter-QA@Com
there was this girl, and she had a nightmare!.
girl:mommy, can i sleep with you!?
mom:sure, but dont look under the covers!.
girl looks under covers
girl:mommy, what are those!?
mom:the top ones are my sirens, and the lower one is my garden!.
the next night:
girl:daddy, i had a bad dream, can I sleep with you!?
dad:sure, but dont look under the covers!.
girl looks under the covers
girl:daddy, what's that!?
dad:thats my snake!.
the next night:
girl:mommy, daddy, I had a bad dream, can I sleep with you!?
mom and dad: sure, but don't look under the covers!.
girl looks under the covers!.
girl:MOMMY, MOMMY, TURN ON YOUR SIRENS! THERE'S A SNAKE IN YOUR GARDEN!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
girl:mommy, can i sleep with you!?
mom:sure, but dont look under the covers!.
girl looks under covers
girl:mommy, what are those!?
mom:the top ones are my sirens, and the lower one is my garden!.
the next night:
girl:daddy, i had a bad dream, can I sleep with you!?
dad:sure, but dont look under the covers!.
girl looks under the covers
girl:daddy, what's that!?
dad:thats my snake!.
the next night:
girl:mommy, daddy, I had a bad dream, can I sleep with you!?
mom and dad: sure, but don't look under the covers!.
girl looks under the covers!.
girl:MOMMY, MOMMY, TURN ON YOUR SIRENS! THERE'S A SNAKE IN YOUR GARDEN!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com