Jokes???????? 10 points??????!
Question: Jokes!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 10 points!?!?!?!?!?!?
what are some good jokes!? i'll give 10 points to the funniest ones!. and remember, you can't go wrong with little johnny jokes!
some jerk reported this when i asked it yesterday, and now i'm pissed, because some people wrote really long jokes, and i couldn't read them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
some jerk reported this when i asked it yesterday, and now i'm pissed, because some people wrote really long jokes, and i couldn't read them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Little Johnny's Watch
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new,shiny watch!.
"Did you get that for your birthday!?" asked Little Johnny!.
"Nope!." replied Jimmy!.
"Well, did you get it for Christmas then!?!?
Again Jimmy says "Nope!."
"You didn't steal it, did you!?" asks Little Johnny!.
"No," said Jimmy!.
"I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'!.
Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me!.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch!. He vowed
to get one for himself!.
That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises oflovemaking!.
Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom!. His father, caught in midstroke, turned and said angrily!.
"What do you want now!?"
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied!.
Without missing a stroke, his father said,
"Fine!. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new,shiny watch!.
"Did you get that for your birthday!?" asked Little Johnny!.
"Nope!." replied Jimmy!.
"Well, did you get it for Christmas then!?!?
Again Jimmy says "Nope!."
"You didn't steal it, did you!?" asks Little Johnny!.
"No," said Jimmy!.
"I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'!.
Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me!.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch!. He vowed
to get one for himself!.
That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises oflovemaking!.
Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom!. His father, caught in midstroke, turned and said angrily!.
"What do you want now!?"
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied!.
Without missing a stroke, his father said,
"Fine!. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is a bowl of apples at a monastery that was set out by the nuns!. There were a snack for the hungary but to keep the takers honest, they put a sign saying "Please take one, and remember God is watching!." A boy walks in and takes an apple, and then sees the plates of cookies at the other end!. He grabs a handful of cookies and then leaves another sign, "Take as many as you want, God is watching the apples!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
teacher asks her class to tell a story using the word contageous in it!. 1st girl puts her hand up and replies, my brother isn't well at the moment and my mum says i can't go near him cos it's contageous!. Well done says the teacher anybody else!. Little jonny shoots his hand up!. Yes miss i was at home yesterday and whilst looking out the window a lorry went round the corner spilling a load of coal my dad said the driver was an idiot and it would take the c**t ages to pick it up!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont find this racist cause Im mexican but!.!.!.!.!.
what can a bench do that a mexican cant!.!.!.!.!. support a family!.
A mexican, a white man and a german are in a boat it is sinking!. they have to make the boat lose weight!. so the mexican throws 5 boxes of burritos and says we have alot of them in mexico, the german throws 5 cases of beer and says we have a lot of thows in germany, the white guy throws the mexican and says whe have a lot of those in the united states!.
What does a book have that a mexican doesnt!.!.!.!.!. papers!.
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what can a bench do that a mexican cant!.!.!.!.!. support a family!.
A mexican, a white man and a german are in a boat it is sinking!. they have to make the boat lose weight!. so the mexican throws 5 boxes of burritos and says we have alot of them in mexico, the german throws 5 cases of beer and says we have a lot of thows in germany, the white guy throws the mexican and says whe have a lot of those in the united states!.
What does a book have that a mexican doesnt!.!.!.!.!. papers!.
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Mom: Eve, do you know a girl called Clare Cook!?
Eve: Ya, mom!. She sleeps next to me in geography class!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Eve: Ya, mom!. She sleeps next to me in geography class!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont have a joke, but dont you just hate it when stuff gets reported for no reason!?!? a lot of mine have !.!.!. it sux!Www@Enter-QA@Com