Possibly the funniest blonde joke ever..?!
Question: Possibly the funniest blonde joke ever!.!.!?
well i laughed & i never laugh at blone jokes!.
if u got anything better post it
heres mine
(no offense to blondes)
there's 3 girls going on the stairway to heaven!.
and on every stair step, theres a joke!.!.
if you laugh in any, u go "Down Under"
the first girl goes up 25 stairs and laughs!.
the second girl goes up 50 stairs and laughs!.
the third one(Blonde) goes up 100 stairs and laughs
god is like whats so funny!!? u almost made it!
and the blonde said, omg i just got the first joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
if u got anything better post it
heres mine
(no offense to blondes)
there's 3 girls going on the stairway to heaven!.
and on every stair step, theres a joke!.!.
if you laugh in any, u go "Down Under"
the first girl goes up 25 stairs and laughs!.
the second girl goes up 50 stairs and laughs!.
the third one(Blonde) goes up 100 stairs and laughs
god is like whats so funny!!? u almost made it!
and the blonde said, omg i just got the first joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Blonde And The Horrible Accident
A blonde had totaled her car in a horrible accident!. It was a miracle to watch as she pulled herself from the wreckage without any bruises or injuries!. Bystanders were shocked when she proceeded to walk away with no shock on her face and began to apply fresh lipstick to her lips!. The state trooper chose this moment to drive up and question the girl!.
“My word!” the trooper gasped!. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant!. Are you OK ma’am!?”
“Yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blonde stated!.
“Well, how in the world did this happen!?” asked the officer as he looked over the wrecked car!.
“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began!. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me!. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was …!.”
“Uh, ma’am”, the officer said, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles!. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde had totaled her car in a horrible accident!. It was a miracle to watch as she pulled herself from the wreckage without any bruises or injuries!. Bystanders were shocked when she proceeded to walk away with no shock on her face and began to apply fresh lipstick to her lips!. The state trooper chose this moment to drive up and question the girl!.
“My word!” the trooper gasped!. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant!. Are you OK ma’am!?”
“Yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blonde stated!.
“Well, how in the world did this happen!?” asked the officer as he looked over the wrecked car!.
“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began!. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me!. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was …!.”
“Uh, ma’am”, the officer said, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles!. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
First blond joke I've heard actually, but I don't really think it's the funniest!.
My little blond joke:
Three women, a blonde, brunette, and a red head come upon a math problem written on the whiteboard!. It reads:
5x - 3 = 4x
the brunette solves the problem by subtracting 4x, and adding 3!. The result is 3!.
The red head first subtracts the 5x from both sides, then adds 4!. Realizes she's added too much, subtracts 2, adds 4 again, then comes up with the same answer!.
The blond sleeps with the math teacher!.
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My little blond joke:
Three women, a blonde, brunette, and a red head come upon a math problem written on the whiteboard!. It reads:
5x - 3 = 4x
the brunette solves the problem by subtracting 4x, and adding 3!. The result is 3!.
The red head first subtracts the 5x from both sides, then adds 4!. Realizes she's added too much, subtracts 2, adds 4 again, then comes up with the same answer!.
The blond sleeps with the math teacher!.
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a blonde, a redhead and brunette took part in a swimming competition!. the brunette was the first to reach the finishing line and the redhead was second!. however, there was no sign of the blonde!. after a long time, the blonde finally reached the finishing line and to the judge "the brunette and the redhead cheated!."
the judge asked "why!?"
and then the blonde said "the competition was breastroke swimming but they used their hands!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
the judge asked "why!?"
and then the blonde said "the competition was breastroke swimming but they used their hands!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
No heres the funniest blonde joke!.
A black haired mom goes in her daughter's bathroom and looks in the trash and says "Omg my daughter is a smoker"
The other burnette haired mom goes in her daughter's bathrom and sees a drugs and says "Omg i didn't know my daughter was a druggy"
The third BLOND mom goes in her daughter's bathroom and sees a condom and says "Omg my daughter has a dick!"
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A black haired mom goes in her daughter's bathroom and looks in the trash and says "Omg my daughter is a smoker"
The other burnette haired mom goes in her daughter's bathrom and sees a drugs and says "Omg i didn't know my daughter was a druggy"
The third BLOND mom goes in her daughter's bathroom and sees a condom and says "Omg my daughter has a dick!"
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Ha ha! None taken!. I think I'll use that for my friend!. She loves blonde jokes!. She is blonde, but dyes her hair black!. I never see anything wrong with them!. Everyone knows blondes aren't dumb!. (except the ones that really are, but that's their own fault lol!.)
Great joke, though! All the ones I thought of are taken, but if I think of one, I'll add it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great joke, though! All the ones I thought of are taken, but if I think of one, I'll add it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde was sitting in a boat in the middle of a paddock, trying to row, and wondering why she wasn't getting anywhere!.
Another blonde drove up to the edge of the paddock, and yelled "You're a disgrace to all us blondes! If I wasn't already late I'd swim out there and beat you up!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another blonde drove up to the edge of the paddock, and yelled "You're a disgrace to all us blondes! If I wasn't already late I'd swim out there and beat you up!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds pretty realistic for most blondes! lol
I like the one about "How do you drown a blonde!? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!."
For those of us that doesn't know what a paddock is:http://dictionary!.reference!.com/browse/p!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the one about "How do you drown a blonde!? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!."
For those of us that doesn't know what a paddock is:http://dictionary!.reference!.com/browse/p!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hah pretty funny, its a good one!. But there are a few better ones here : http://www!.coolblondejokes!.com/Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol,funny,thought she would wait for elevator,lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did the blonde have bruises all over her stomach!?
Because blonde men are dumb too :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Because blonde men are dumb too :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, top ten for sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
here are some i have heard!.
the first one goes like this
(no offence to men for this upcoming joke)
1) there is a brown haired girl, a brunette girl and a blond girl!.
they are all standing in front of a magic mirror that will grant them one wish!.
the first girl asked for a Diamond necklace, so that is what she gets!.
the second one asked for $2,000 so she gets it!.
the blond asked to be made more stupid, the mirror turns her into a man!.
2) the three women mentioned above are all at a lake that is 4,000 miles long!. they all want to swim it!. the first girl says i can do it, and makes it!. the second lady says i can make it, and she does!. the blond says i can do it, swims half way, says i can't do it, swims back to shore!.
3) A blonde is at her computer when a pop up shows on her computer saying " you've got mail"
so she goes to her mailbox, and nothing is there!.
five minutes later, the message popped up again!. so she goes to her mailbox, and nothing is there!. this continues all day long!. finally her neighbor asks
"why do you keep going to your mailbox!? you know nothing is ther"
the blond replied
"my computer keeps saying that i have mail"Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first one goes like this
(no offence to men for this upcoming joke)
1) there is a brown haired girl, a brunette girl and a blond girl!.
they are all standing in front of a magic mirror that will grant them one wish!.
the first girl asked for a Diamond necklace, so that is what she gets!.
the second one asked for $2,000 so she gets it!.
the blond asked to be made more stupid, the mirror turns her into a man!.
2) the three women mentioned above are all at a lake that is 4,000 miles long!. they all want to swim it!. the first girl says i can do it, and makes it!. the second lady says i can make it, and she does!. the blond says i can do it, swims half way, says i can't do it, swims back to shore!.
3) A blonde is at her computer when a pop up shows on her computer saying " you've got mail"
so she goes to her mailbox, and nothing is there!.
five minutes later, the message popped up again!. so she goes to her mailbox, and nothing is there!. this continues all day long!. finally her neighbor asks
"why do you keep going to your mailbox!? you know nothing is ther"
the blond replied
"my computer keeps saying that i have mail"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A cat died and went to Heaven!. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, "You have been a good cat for these 40 years!. Anything that you want is yours for the asking!." The cat thought for a minute and replied, "All my life I have lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors!. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on!." God said, "Say no more!." Instantly the cat had a huge, fluffy pillow!. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident, and they all went to heaven together!. God met them at the gates of Heaven with the same offer He made to the cat!. The mice said, "Well, all our lives we've had to run from dogs, cats and even people with brooms!. If we could just have some little roller skates, we'd never have to run again!." God said, "It is done!" All the mice had beautiful little roller skates!. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat!. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow!. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay!? How you been doing!? Are you happy!?" The cat replied, "Oh, I've never been so happy in my life! My pillow is so fluffy, and those little meals-on-wheels you've been sending over here are delicious!
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport!. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking!. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles!. The weather head is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight!. Now sit back and relax!.!.!.
OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier!. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap!. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing!. You should see the back of mine!" ========================================!.!.!.
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy dress party!. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem!. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note!.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit!. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate!."
The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a really rude letter of complaint!. A week passes and he receives another parcel with a note!.
"Dear Sir, sorry about our previous suggestion!. Please find enclosed a monk's habit!. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part!."
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to his bald head, so he writes an extremely rude letter of complaint!. The next day he receives a small parcel with a note inside!.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup!. Pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your **** and go as a toffee apple
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