Last joke, I promise (read on)?!
Question: Last joke, I promise (read on)!?
Three lads in a lapdancing club were watching a busty blond perform for them!.
The Nottingham lad sticks ￡20 on her left buttock!. Not to be outdone, the Derby sticks ￡30 to her right buttock!.
The Scouse lad swipes his visa card down the crack of her a r s e and took the ￡50 cash back!.
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The Nottingham lad sticks ￡20 on her left buttock!. Not to be outdone, the Derby sticks ￡30 to her right buttock!.
The Scouse lad swipes his visa card down the crack of her a r s e and took the ￡50 cash back!.
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Asian women have always been exotic!. Two guys were arguing about the correct orientation of Japanese women's sex organs!. One said that Japanese women have their going from side to side, while the other said it goes vertical, just like everybody else!. The argument went on for hours until they decided to settle it once and for all by going to another friend who has a Japanese wife!. Surely, he should know! After being told of the subject of the argument, the friend quickly said: "Vertical, just like everybody else", and I'll prove it! Although suspecting that the duo would just feast their eyes on his wife's pussy, he called his wife anyway and she appeared from the second floor bedroom!. "Honey, take off your panties and slide down the banister" Like a good obedient wife, she obliged and mounted the banister!. On the way down there was a long screeeeeech, and she landed on the floor!. See!? Didn't I tell you guys that its vertical, just like everybody else!? The two scratched their heads in wonder!. What does that prove, one asks!? "If it were horizontal, the sound would have been, !.!.!.!.!.blub!.!.!.blub!.!.!.!.blub!.!.!.blub
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Asian women have always been exotic!. Two guys were arguing about the correct orientation of Japanese women's sex organs!. One said that Japanese women have their going from side to side, while the other said it goes vertical, just like everybody else!. The argument went on for hours until they decided to settle it once and for all by going to another friend who has a Japanese wife!. Surely, he should know! After being told of the subject of the argument, the friend quickly said: "Vertical, just like everybody else", and I'll prove it! Although suspecting that the duo would just feast their eyes on his wife's pussy, he called his wife anyway and she appeared from the second floor bedroom!. "Honey, take off your panties and slide down the banister" Like a good obedient wife, she obliged and mounted the banister!. On the way down there was a long screeeeeech, and she landed on the floor!. See!? Didn't I tell you guys that its vertical, just like everybody else!? The two scratched their heads in wonder!. What does that prove, one asks!? "If it were horizontal, the sound would have been, !.!.!.!.!.blub!.!.!.blub!.!.!.!.blub!.!.!.blub
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That actually made me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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It was ok, not that funny, but a pretty good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
might be offensive to some!.!.!.!. but i found it quite funny!! thanks for sharingWww@Enter-QA@Com