Can You Make Me Smilee?!
Question: Can You Make Me Smilee!?
Any jokes, phrases, anything that will make me smile!?
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Answers:
3 men are caght in a foreign country by a tribe for sleeping with a woman of the tribe!. the father tells them each of you go pick a fruit of any kind and if you can put it all the way up your butt without making a face or a sound i wont kill you!. the first guy gets a banana and when hes shoving it in he makes a funny face so the father shoots him!. the second guy gets a grape he almost has it in and he bursts into laughter so the father shoots him!. later the two men are at heaven and the first man says "geez man you found a grape whatso hard about that" the second guy says yeah i know i just looked up and saw joe coming over the hill with a pineapple!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A preschooler told his teacher that he had found a cat, but it was dead!.
"How do you know it was dead!?" asked the teacher!.
"Because I pissed in it's ear, and it didn't move," answered the child innocently!.
"You did WHAT!?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise!.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"How do you know it was dead!?" asked the teacher!.
"Because I pissed in it's ear, and it didn't move," answered the child innocently!.
"You did WHAT!?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise!.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park!.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway!.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away!. He put the beast out and headed home!.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home!. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there!.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there!?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask!?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park!.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway!.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away!. He put the beast out and headed home!.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home!. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there!.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there!?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask!?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i can i definitely can make you smile perhaps even giggle!.!.!.!.!.
http://jhh!.blogs!.com/photos/uncategorize!.!.!.
okok it didnt work!?!?!?
try this one i promise it works everyime!>>!>!>
http://www!.flowgo!.com/funny/1880_hysteri!.!.!.
sorry if it didnt help!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://jhh!.blogs!.com/photos/uncategorize!.!.!.
okok it didnt work!?!?!?
try this one i promise it works everyime!>>!>!>
http://www!.flowgo!.com/funny/1880_hysteri!.!.!.
sorry if it didnt help!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
fuzzy butt pickle!.!.!.made me smile in the 4th grade
mollywap skunk rip---my bro says it and i DIE laughing (but you HAVE to hear HIM say it)Www@Enter-QA@Com
mollywap skunk rip---my bro says it and i DIE laughing (but you HAVE to hear HIM say it)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why cant elephants ride tricycles!?
They don't have a thumb to ring the bell!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They don't have a thumb to ring the bell!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO Joe awesome jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
smile, God love you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What kind of monkeys fall out of trees!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ren and StimpyWww@Enter-QA@Com