Who has the best chuck norris joke?!
Question: Who has the best chuck norris joke!?
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chuck norris went to the virgin islands, when he came back they were just , the islands!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris does not sleep!. He waits
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you!. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybodyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you!. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death
andd
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there
one more:]
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybodyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick!. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris was honored by his home town when they renamed Main Street as Chuck Norris Avenue!. Unfortunately, they had to change the name back after 73 pedestrians were killed the first day - they forgot that nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!Www@Enter-QA@Com
how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!?
as much wood as the woodchuck can chuck but the woodchuck would chuck wood before Chuck Norris gives it a roundhouse kick for chucking the wood out of his woodchuck house!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
as much wood as the woodchuck can chuck but the woodchuck would chuck wood before Chuck Norris gives it a roundhouse kick for chucking the wood out of his woodchuck house!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com