Do you agree? Why did the chicken cross the road?!


Question: Do you agree!? Why did the chicken cross the road!?
Why did the chicken cross the road!?

SARAH PALIN: Well you know that chicken was
crossin' Main Street because the gosh-darn economy is so
bad that Joe Six Pack and Hockey Mom were chasin' it for
dinner!

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because
it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the
road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation
and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally
helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This
experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure security
right from Day One! That every chicken in this country gets
the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this
really isn't about me!.

GEORGE W!. BUSH: We don't really care why the
chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the
chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is
either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun!?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can
clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road!.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that
chicken!. What is your definition of chicken!?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken!.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross
the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to
cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions!.
I am not for it now, and will remain against it!.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white!? We need
some black chickens!.

DR!. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this
chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the
problem on this side of the road before it goes after the
problem on the other side of the road!. What we need to
do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking
on his current problems before adding new problems!.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having
problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad!.
So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and
take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give
this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road
and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe
there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have
access to the other side of the road!.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because
he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks!.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent,
hardworking American!.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way
that chicken was going!. I had a standing order at the
Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped
to a certain level!. No little bird gave me any insider
information!.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road!? Did he
cross it with a toad!? Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told!.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone!.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay!
Can't you people see the plain truth!? That's why
they call it the other side!. Yes, my friends, that chicken
is gay!. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay,
too!. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with
seemingly harmless phrases like the other side!. That chicken
should not be crossing the road!. It's as plain and as
simple as that!.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken
crossed the road!. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough!.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting!? In a
few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for
the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road!.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road!.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world
crossing roads together, in peace!.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which
will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook!. Internet
Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008!. This new
platform is much more stable and will never crash or need to
be rebooted!.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the
road, or did the road move beneath the chicken!?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one!?

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Answers:
lmfao, boogie!

I also had a lot of fun trying to put the voices in while reading! It is extraordinarily well done!.!.!. especially the Doctor Phil one!.!.!. it sounds so incredibly just like him!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha thanks for this :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yeah, I agree (I'd heard some of them before)!. But I really like the one from Al Gore!. Hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO thats the best political crack iv heard all dayWww@Enter-QA@Com

YES!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was funny !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.enjoyed it a lot!.!.!.Thanks
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I agree this is the best one of the day, Great job, some one send it off to Bill o RileyWww@Enter-QA@Com



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