Does anyone know any good jokes/riddles?!
Question: Does anyone know any good jokes/riddles!?
Does anyone know any good jokes or riddles!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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What is one time in a MINUTE
Two times in WEEK
And one time in a YEAR!?
(The letter "e")
A thief knocks on the room door "205"
A policeman opens, and says: 'yes, what would you like!?'
The thief gets scared, and says: 'oh, i thought that this was my room, sorry my room is 305, wrong floor =]'
How did the policeman know that he was the thief!?
(Because who would knock on there own door!?)
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Two times in WEEK
And one time in a YEAR!?
(The letter "e")
A thief knocks on the room door "205"
A policeman opens, and says: 'yes, what would you like!?'
The thief gets scared, and says: 'oh, i thought that this was my room, sorry my room is 305, wrong floor =]'
How did the policeman know that he was the thief!?
(Because who would knock on there own door!?)
Hope these 2 help =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
irish Gypsy dies and trys to get into heaven, when he reaches the heavens golden gates; the angel Gabriel is standing there with a list checking everybody in , who are you and what did you do on earth says the angel Gabriel !. i am paddy murphy and i was king of the irish tinkers he replies !. Gabriel checks the list up and , no paddy murphy , no king of the tinkers , Gabriel's says i cant let you in till i ask our lord if it is ok!. so off he goes to ask our lord , he comes back 20 minutes later , paddy murphy is gone and so are the golden gatesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Where is God !?!?
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A cat died and went to Heaven!. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, "You have been a good cat for these 40 years!. Anything that you want is yours for the asking!." The cat thought for a minute and replied, "All my life I have lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors!. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on!." God said, "Say no more!." Instantly the cat had a huge, fluffy pillow!. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident, and they all went to heaven together!. God met them at the gates of Heaven with the same offer He made to the cat!. The mice said, "Well, all our lives we've had to run from dogs, cats and even people with brooms!. If we could just have some little roller skates, we'd never have to run again!." God said, "It is done!" All the mice had beautiful little roller skates!. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat!. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow!. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay!? How you been doing!? Are you happy!?" The cat replied, "Oh, I've never been so happy in my life! My pillow is so fluffy, and those little meals-on-wheels you've been sending over here are delicious!
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport!. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking!. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles!. The weather head is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight!. Now sit back and relax!.!.!.
OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier!. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap!. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing!. You should see the back of mine!" ========================================!.!.!.
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy dress party!. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem!. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note!.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit!. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate!."
The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a really rude letter of complaint!. A week passes and he receives another parcel with a note!.
"Dear Sir, sorry about our previous suggestion!. Please find enclosed a monk's habit!. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part!."
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to his bald head, so he writes an extremely rude letter of complaint!. The next day he receives a small parcel with a note inside!.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup!. Pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your **** and go as a toffee apple
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100 pounds of bricks & 100 pounds of feathers!. Which falls fastest!? they fall at the same speed!. duh!. they both weigh 100 pounds!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
100 pounds of bricks & 100 pounds of feathers!. Which falls fastest!? they fall at the same speed!. duh!. they both weigh 100 pounds!.Www@Enter-QA@Com