Jokes about stress or rushing things?!
Question: Jokes about stress or rushing things!?
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"How did it happen!?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg!.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago !.!.!."
"Never mind the past!. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning!."
"Like I was saying!.!.!.25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room!. She asked me if there was anything I wanted!. I said, "No, everything is fine!."
"Are you sure!?" she asked!.
"I'm sure," I said!.
"Isn't there anything I can do for you!?" she wanted to know!.
"I reckon not," I replied!.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg!?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"
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"Well, doc, 25 years ago !.!.!."
"Never mind the past!. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning!."
"Like I was saying!.!.!.25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room!. She asked me if there was anything I wanted!. I said, "No, everything is fine!."
"Are you sure!?" she asked!.
"I'm sure," I said!.
"Isn't there anything I can do for you!?" she wanted to know!.
"I reckon not," I replied!.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg!?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"
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A guy goes to the doctor looking a bit disturbed!.
He sits in the waiting room mutterring "I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!"
The doctor immediately walks up to him and says "Relax, your just two tents!." (Too tense)Www@Enter-QA@Com
He sits in the waiting room mutterring "I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!"
The doctor immediately walks up to him and says "Relax, your just two tents!." (Too tense)Www@Enter-QA@Com