What is the best ever 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'' joke?!


Question: What is the best ever 'Why did the chicken cross the road!?'' joke!?
Answers:
Well, this is long but HILARIOUS, take your pick ;)


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BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.

SARAH PALIN: In what respect, Charley!? Charley, Congress had allocated money to the other side of the road and Charley, I said, “Thanks, but no thanks!.” Charley, don’t point out that I was for the bridge in 2006 and then I was against it!. That is sexist!. Or do you mean Charley, our proximity to the other side of the road!. You can actually see the other side of the road from land here, Charley!. That why I’m an expert on the other side of the road, Charley!.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken went to the other side of the road because… (Continued on pages 2-30!.)

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn’t about me!.

GEORGE W!. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun!?


COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road!.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken!. What is your definition of chicken!?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken!.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions!. I am not for it now, and will remain against it!.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white!? We need some black chickens!.

DR!. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road!. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems!.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad!. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road!.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks!.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American!.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going!. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level!. No little bird gave me any insider information!.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road!? Did he cross it with a toad!? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told!.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone!.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road!. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough!.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting!? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road!.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road!.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace!.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook!. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008!. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted!.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken!?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the Chicken cross the road!?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialog with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn't about me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

DR!. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road!. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems!.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad!. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.

GEORGE W!. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image B of the chicken crossing the road!.!.!.

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road!.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions!. I am not for it now, and will remain against it!.

GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks!.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American!.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going!. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level!. No little bird gave me any insider information!.


DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road!?
Did he cross it with a toad!?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told!.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain!. Alone!.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road!. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough!.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting!? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road!.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road!.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace!.


BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book!. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken!. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra!.!.!.#@ &&^(C% !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. reboot!.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken!?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!. What is your definition of chicken!?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one!?

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun!?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white!? We need some black chickens!
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it isn't a "why did the chicken cross the road" but close enough

why didn't the skeleton cross the road!?
he didn't have the guts to do itWww@Enter-QA@Com

I think the two best answers are:
"The road might have simply moved benieth the chicken" - I dunno where from!

"Why didn't it" - I just made that up, but it's freaking awesome!. Well, I think so!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that's a lie, the chicken didn't cross the road!. the road moved beneath him and he has witnesses!. said his lawyer!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

why did the chicken cross the playground!?
to get to the other slide!.


haha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the dinosaur cross the road!?

'Cos there were no chickens in those days!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

To get its pension!.


Do you get it!?


No, neither did the chicken - it got run over!Www@Enter-QA@Com

y did the turkey cross the road


coz it was the chicken's day off lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the chicken run across the road!?
There was a car comingWww@Enter-QA@Com

to see if it was truly a chickenWww@Enter-QA@Com

to get to the KFCWww@Enter-QA@Com

to get to the outher sideWww@Enter-QA@Com

to see his flatmateWww@Enter-QA@Com

cuz he wanted toWww@Enter-QA@Com

to see if he could wing itWww@Enter-QA@Com



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