Will these make you smile?!
Question: Will these make you smile!?
There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers and they were working on top of a building!. It was lunch time and the Irish man opens his lunch pail and he gets cabbage and beef and he says, "If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building!."
Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building!. The blond man opens his lunch pale and gets a bologna sandwich he said if I get one more bologna sandwich I'm gonna jump off of this building!.
The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabbage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death!. Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death!. Then the blond guy opens his lunch pale and finds a bologna sandwich, so he jumps off to his death as well!.
The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, ''Bagorrah, only if I would have known that he didn't like cabbage and beef I would have packed him something else!." Then the Mexican's wife then said, ''If I only knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else!. ''Finally, the blonde man's wife said '' I don't know what his problem was; he packed his own lunch!.''
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A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop!. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally settled on a parrot that was perched in the back of the store for $50!.00!.
She asked the shopkeeper why the parrot was so cheap, to which he replied, "Well, I have to tell you, the birds last owner was a madam at a whorehouse and he occasionally makes off color remarks that may offend some people!."
Thinking that the price was right and she could handle anything he might say, she took him!. When she got home she set the bird down on the table!. He looked around and said, "New house, new madam"!.
"That's not so bad," she thought!.
A little while later, her daughters got home from school, and the parrot spoke again, "New house, new madam, new whores!."
Even though she felt a little insulted, she thought that wasn't so bad either!.
Later that evening, her husband Ray came home!.
The parrot again spoke out!.!.!.
This time it said, " New house, new madam, new whores, same customers
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Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this!."
So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door!.
"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse!.!.!."
So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off!.
"OK, now take off my skirt!.!.!.!." and he takes off her skirt!.
"Now take off my bra!.!.!." which he does!.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties!." and when Johnny finishes removing those, she says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building!. The blond man opens his lunch pale and gets a bologna sandwich he said if I get one more bologna sandwich I'm gonna jump off of this building!.
The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabbage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death!. Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death!. Then the blond guy opens his lunch pale and finds a bologna sandwich, so he jumps off to his death as well!.
The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, ''Bagorrah, only if I would have known that he didn't like cabbage and beef I would have packed him something else!." Then the Mexican's wife then said, ''If I only knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else!. ''Finally, the blonde man's wife said '' I don't know what his problem was; he packed his own lunch!.''
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A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop!. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally settled on a parrot that was perched in the back of the store for $50!.00!.
She asked the shopkeeper why the parrot was so cheap, to which he replied, "Well, I have to tell you, the birds last owner was a madam at a whorehouse and he occasionally makes off color remarks that may offend some people!."
Thinking that the price was right and she could handle anything he might say, she took him!. When she got home she set the bird down on the table!. He looked around and said, "New house, new madam"!.
"That's not so bad," she thought!.
A little while later, her daughters got home from school, and the parrot spoke again, "New house, new madam, new whores!."
Even though she felt a little insulted, she thought that wasn't so bad either!.
Later that evening, her husband Ray came home!.
The parrot again spoke out!.!.!.
This time it said, " New house, new madam, new whores, same customers
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Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this!."
So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door!.
"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse!.!.!."
So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off!.
"OK, now take off my skirt!.!.!.!." and he takes off her skirt!.
"Now take off my bra!.!.!." which he does!.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties!." and when Johnny finishes removing those, she says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hahahahaha LOL love the second joke!.!.what a cracker :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
1st--FUNNY
2nd--HILARIOUS, although I heard it before
3rd--KINDA GROSS, to be honestWww@Enter-QA@Com
2nd--HILARIOUS, although I heard it before
3rd--KINDA GROSS, to be honestWww@Enter-QA@Com
1st one cracked me up-fuuuuuny!.!.
2nd one was even better then the 1st one!.!.!.
the last one--aahhh heard better!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
2nd one was even better then the 1st one!.!.!.
the last one--aahhh heard better!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Parrot one was hilarious!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!. loved them all!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
First 2 were funny but more weirded out about the 3rd one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like these!.!.!.i found the third one hillariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
All funny but I dont really like the last one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i loved 2nd oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I loved all 3!.!.!.!.gr8 job!.!.hope to see moreWww@Enter-QA@Com