Joke Can you honestly say you know when you got crabs?!
Question: Joke Can you honestly say you know when you got crabs!?
Itchy Old Lady
One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch!.
She told the doctor her problem and he said,'You have crabs!.'
She informed the doctor that it could not be crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin!.
She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him!.
The doctor said,
'You probably have crabs'
'No' she said, 'I am an eighty year old virgin!.'
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor!.
She said, 'Doctor can you help me!?
I have an itch in my crotch!.
Don't tell me that it is crabs
because I am an eighty year old virgin!. It can not be crabs!.'
The doctor said, 'Get on the table and let's have a look!.'
After examining, the doctor proclaimed, 'Ma'am, you're right, you do not have crabs!.'
'This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies!.'
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One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch!.
She told the doctor her problem and he said,'You have crabs!.'
She informed the doctor that it could not be crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin!.
She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him!.
The doctor said,
'You probably have crabs'
'No' she said, 'I am an eighty year old virgin!.'
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor!.
She said, 'Doctor can you help me!?
I have an itch in my crotch!.
Don't tell me that it is crabs
because I am an eighty year old virgin!. It can not be crabs!.'
The doctor said, 'Get on the table and let's have a look!.'
After examining, the doctor proclaimed, 'Ma'am, you're right, you do not have crabs!.'
'This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies!.'
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Answers:
Ew! Haha!
I still love ya Kitty!
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I still love ya Kitty!
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